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Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch

Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions

Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.

Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It

Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.

Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title

Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off

Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.

Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.

Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut

Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.

Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity

Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

Marvel Studios "Iron Man 3" Panel - Comic-Con International 2012

You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor

Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.

The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer

Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con

Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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“Honey Boo Boo” Reads Christopher Walken Quotes

Wednesday, October 17 by

We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”

Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.

Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks

Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.

They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!

Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

The Guild Cast: Meet The Internet’s Hotest Show

It was only a matter of time before a series was made about the massive community of online video game players who are loyal and spend more money on video...

7 Action TV Shows That Keep The Tension High

Sometimes you need more than senseless brawls and that’s where the story behind the punches comes into play. With these seven action TV shows that keep the tension high, your...

Theres Nothing Proper About The 7 British Action Movies

No longer restricted to tea, crumpets and fisticuffs at noon, cinema from across the pond can get its hands as dirty as any American film. Although, to be fair, their

The Top 5 Harry Potter Villains

  With this year being the first in a decade that no "Harry Potter film" is being worked on or scheduled for release, those who are in Potter withdrawal can...

5 Movie Secretaries Who Did More Than Answer Phones

Secretaries, or administrative assistants as they're more modernly referred to, are the lifeblood of most businesses. While the executives and middle-management worry about bottom lines, mergers and all things business,...

5 Movie Soldiers Who Shot First And Asked Questions Later

Parents and teachers like to tell your to "use your words" to resolve disputes. Starting up a dialog works for most situations but when you get guns and battle involved,...

5 Medical Shows Like House That Will Make You Think You’re Sick

Hypochondria is no laughing matter. Okay, that's a lie. It can actually be plenty funny, but maybe not if you're the hypochondriac who's doing all the worrying. To avoid becoming...

5 Renaissance Movies That Celebrate The Era

Period films have always been popular in Hollywood, with the Renaissance being one of the most popular settings. The magic of the bygone era is enhanced thanks to famous historical...

Smite Down The Mortals in These 6 Greek Myth Movies

The Greek myths are some of the best and most inventive stories ever told. Not only are there morals and wonderful details, there are also Gods, monsters, mortals, immortals, and...

6 Dystopic Movies That Show The Decline Of Society

A lot of people get the feeling that the world that's coming isn't going to be all feathers and syrup. One way of coping with these fears is to take...

The 6 Most Accurate Movie Archers

Chewbacca, "Star Wars" Sure, wookies are huge. They have massive strength and size on their side, but Chewie's got something else on his side, too. He's got his wookie bowcaster,...

5 Motown Movies That Will Get Your Rump A Shakin

  You'll dance just thinking about these five Motown movies that will get your rump a shakin'. In its heyday, Detroit was producing the best music in the world. Artists...

Celebrity Weight Loss: 6 Actors Who Lost Extreme Weight For Films

How far would you go to land the job of your dreams? Driving two hours to and from your office? Working long hours? Maybe even working on weekends? In the...

5 Rock Operas Even Men Will Love

We all know that guys especially love their classic rock. With bands like The Who and Pink Floyd churning out high-concept rock operas how can you go wrong? Most people...

7 Movie Elves Who Were Graceful And Immortal

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