Links Away: Batman Vs. Wolverine Film Noir

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An artsy-as-hell take on the ultimate superhero showdown. Or something.


Olivia Wilde And Bradley Cooper To Create A Black Hole Of Beauty In ‘The Words’

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She’s the hardest-working sexy actress in showbiz.


Michael Cera To Give Lisa Awkwardness Lessons On ‘The Simpsons’

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Cera will guest star as a seemingly splendid love interest for Lisa. I hear Nelson is still carrying the torch for her.

Penny Arcade

Paramount To Ride ‘Rango’ Success With Animated Feature ‘New Kid’

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This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!

Freaky Deaky

‘Freaky Deaky’ Scores Macy, Robinson, Dillon, and Fraser. Freaky Deaky, Indeed.

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William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”


Ever Wish There Were Three New ‘Horrible Bosses’ Posters?

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I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.

Carell Almighty

Carell Teams Up With ’30 Rock’ Director To Tell The Tale Of Goofy Magician

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Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.


‘Rise Of The Apes’ Looks Like Ape-Made Braveheart

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Evolution becomes Revolution, indeed.


Watch The First Gory 8 Minutes Of MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’

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You should never venture into Dead Body Woods. Place is full of things that kill bodies.


Emmy Awards To Become Slightly More Relevant With Jane Lynch As Host

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A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.


Welp, ‘Fear Factor’ Is Coming Back To NBC

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Great news for lovers of fine cuisine.


‘Spider-Man’ Cast To Geek Out At Comic-Con 2011

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Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.

Willis on Willis

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I’m in the mood for some hot Willis on Willis action.

Chris Columbus

Chris Columbus To Produce ‘Cyprus House’, ‘Percy Jackson 2′ Still Looms Though…

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Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.


Next ‘Tarzan’ To Be The First Of A Trilogy

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‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?