Go ahead, make my President's Day.

9 Pictures Of Daniel Day-Lewis As Abe Lincoln Being Assassinated

Thursday, December 1 by

This ain’t your great-great grandfathers assassination.


‘The X Factor’ Judge Nicole Scherzinger

Thursday, December 1 by

Coming soon: “The Why? Factor.”

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.

The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day

Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

Save the Clock Tower!

Save The Clock Tower! And These Other Movie Landmarks

Thursday, December 1 by

Nobody steps on a church in my town.


Piers Morgan Really Misses Patrice O’Neal

Thursday, December 1 by

She seemed like a nice lady.

Comparing this to what Ben Kingsley or Morgan Freeman does makes zero sense.

Andy Serkis Should Not Be Eligible For An Academy Award

Thursday, December 1 by

Andy Serkis is the only person doing what he’s doing. He doesn’t need an award for that distinction.


‘John Carter’ Officially Has A Trailer

Thursday, December 1 by

Not only can he breathe on Mars, but he can kick serious ass on Mars.

Links Away: Camel Punch

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It’s Shrim Time: ‘Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Teaser Trailer Is Here

Wednesday, November 30 by

Shrim, whatever that means!

"It's a goldmine!!"

5 Most Nauseating Reality Show Pregnancies

Wednesday, November 30 by

These are more disgusting than the birthing scene in ‘Beloved’.

So long, Movember...

Help Screen Junkies Celebrate The Last Day Of Movember

Wednesday, November 30 by

Donate to Movember or I’ll blow your head off.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!

William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud

Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

He's gonna be so pissed when he hears about 'Deliver Us From Eva'

6 Shakespeare Adaptations That Would Make The Bard Vomit

Wednesday, November 30 by

Reading this piece counts as three credits towards an English major.


The Sitter

Wednesday, November 30 by

Director: David Gordon Green Cast: Jonah Hill, Ari Graynor, Sam Rockwell Synopsis: A comedy about a college student on suspension who is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully…

A Very AT-AT Christmas

Wednesday, November 30 by

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