I can't beleive I'm legal!

Sarah Hyland From ‘Modern Family’ Just Texted To Say I Love You

Wednesday, August 17 by

Keep in mind, she doesn’t really love you.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone

5 Celebrities Who Were Targeted By Islamic Extremists (Besides David Letterman)

Wednesday, August 17 by

David Letterman is not alone.

It must be casual Friday.

‘Puncture’ Trailer Reminds Us That Some Of The Best Lawyers Are Cokeheads

Wednesday, August 17 by

Rejected tagline: Sometimes junkies are excellent lawyers. Sometimes.

All things considered, they've still gotta respect that beard.

The Top Ten Reasons Islamic Extremists Want David Letterman Killed

Wednesday, August 17 by

They didn’t think that “Uma/Allah, Allah/Uma” bit at the Oscars was funny….AT ALL.

Even Dave's "I've been targeted for assassination" face is pretty funny.

Jihadist Calls For The Head Of David Letterman, Never Mentions Kimmel

Wednesday, August 17 by

This doesn’t seem like a proportional response.

He doesn't look like most screenwriters I know.

Jason Momoa Discusses A Possible, But Not Likely, Return To ‘Game Of Thrones’

Wednesday, August 17 by

I didn’t know this guy gave interviews. I thought he would just chop someone’s head off and hold it up to a crowd to get his point across.

Does this look like a guy who cares where he urinates?

Gerard Depardieu Urinates In Plane Cabin Because He’s Gerard F*ckin’ Depardieu

Wednesday, August 17 by

Don’t act so surprised. Gerard Depardieu does what Gerard Depardieu wants.


Romola Garai

Wednesday, August 17 by

British actress Romola Garai appears in ‘One Day.’

The Jonah Hill Workout

Sleep Easy, Residents: Jonah Hill In Talks To Join ‘Neighborhood Watch’

Wednesday, August 17 by

I’m going to suspend disbelief that Stiller, Vaughn, and Hill could save us from anything.

Rosamund Pike

Rosamund Pike Joins Tom Cruise In ‘One Shot’

Wednesday, August 17 by

Pike will be playing a public defender, which is infinitely more believable than Cruise playing a guy that’s 6’5″, 250.

English Gentleman Ackbar

Wednesday, August 17 by

Jolly good!

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Cinemax’s ‘Strike Back’ Puts Brits And An American On The Heels Of Terrorists

Tuesday, August 16 by

Don’t eff with the USA. Or Britain. And certainly don’t eff with a special task force of agents from both countries.


9 Elvis Presley Movies That Sound Like They Could Be Porno

Tuesday, August 16 by

‘Clambake’? Sounds kinky!

Hello, old friend

Matthew McConaughey To Play A Strip Club Owner In ‘Magic Mike’

Tuesday, August 16 by

Dear God, I hope he channels Wooderson from ‘Dazed and Confused’ for this one.


Luke Wilson To Bring His Distinct Brand Of…Something To ‘Straight A’s’

Tuesday, August 16 by

They noticed him in those AT&T commercials and couldn’t pass on this upstart actor.