I could have used an image that wasn't a nude camera phone pic, but that would be pretty stupid of me.

‘Pride And Prejudice And Zombies’ And Blake Lively

Friday, September 23 by

Fact: Women covered in zombie blood are 48% hotter.


‘American Horror Story’ Goes The ‘Punk’d’ Route

Friday, September 23 by

Finally, Punk’d meets the horror genre.

If half of his adopted children see this film, it will recoup its budget.

‘Moneyball’ Scores A Touchdown! (The Sport In This Movie Is Irrelevant)

Friday, September 23 by

The producers figured audiences might enjoy a film about Brad Pitt more than they would a film about statistical analysis.


Netflix Fail Song

Friday, September 23 by

A musical tribute to the Netflix backlash.

I'm still trying to think of a cheese soft enough to grate on those abs.

Hobo Sex and Rum Ham: The ‘Always Sunny’ GIF Recap (S7E2)

Friday, September 23 by

In which a group of obnoxious people travel to an obnoxious place.

Elton jamming his fingers in his piano's fall board.

7 Actors Who Could Star In The Elton John Biopic ‘Rocketman’

Friday, September 23 by

Eminem is not in the running.

Courtney reading to Doug from the Bible.

Doug Hutchinson And His Teenaged Wife Coming Soon To A Screen Near You

Friday, September 23 by

Guess whose making a reality show.

They later fired their stylists.

Casey Affleck And Camilla Belle Join The Sexy, New Version Of ‘Paradise Lost’

Friday, September 23 by

They’ll be wearing wings and fig leaves respectively.

I hate it when that happens...

The ‘Boardwalk Empire’ Board Game

Friday, September 23 by

All the sex, violence and alcohol from the TV show in a form the whole family can enjoy.

Links Away: Fo’ Minutes of Dragon Tattooness

Thursday, September 22 by


LeBron Pokes Fun Of Himself (TotalProSports)

Chelsea Brooke Sexiness (GorillaMask)

Tana Ashlee Sexiness (CagePotato)

Nic Cage: Reluctant Vigilante (FilmDrunk)

The Internet’s Best FMLs (Smosh)

Mom and Pop Brothels Fear Walmart Sized Brothels (Holytaco)

Pippa Middleton’s Upskirt Pic (CelebJihad)

This Is A Little Too Real (Unreality)

Underboob Sexiness (DoubleViking)

Matthew Vaughn Not Making Kick Ass 2 (Slashfilm)

Hotties On Boats (MadeMan)

Kim Kardashian Vacation Pics (Ehowa)

The Best SNL Sketches Of All Time (ContentUSA)

11 Great Underdog Sports Movies (ModernMan)

Kaley Cuoco Hotness (Maxim)

X Factor Ratings Bomb (WarmingGlow)

Movie Stars With Porn Names (NextMovie)

Diablo 3 Beta Walkthrough (GameFront)

Latinos In Video Games (TuVez)

Ted Danson Makes His CSI Debut (AolTV)

Rihanna In Rio (EgoTastic)


invoking its right to remain hackneyed.

Characters We Keep Running Into On ‘SVU’

Thursday, September 22 by

I had the mayor and the commissioner all over my ass to create this list.


Check Out A Nightmarish New Promo Clip For ‘American Horror Story’

Thursday, September 22 by

Bad dreams are the worst dreams.

Same ole', same ole'

7 Things We Know About ‘Community’ Season 3

Thursday, September 22 by

Here’s what we know about ‘Community’ season three. We know seven things, no more, no less.

This is how orgies start.

No, For Reals: ‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ Is Going To Be A Show

Thursday, September 22 by

It’s not just you. The world is getting dumber.

Meet the enemy.

Space Junk: 5 Movie Satellites That Could Kill Us All

Thursday, September 22 by

I advise that you go outside and fire wildly into the sky.

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