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Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?

Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.

CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show

Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

I bent my Wookiee!

In Honor Of ‘Toy Hunters’: Jordan Hembrough’s 7 Rarest Toy Finds

Friday, January 13 by

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

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5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’

Friday, January 13 by

Besides the slurping sounds…

Sexy!

“Marky Mark” Wahlberg’s 7 Most Mediocre Action Films

Friday, January 13 by

They aren’t awful, but they sure aren’t good.

If he wins, this goes on our money.

Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader

Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

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Glenn Howerton And Various Funny Others Going Down To ‘Coffee Town’

Friday, January 13 by

With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.

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I’ve Got A Real Friggen Problem With ‘Beauty And The Beast 3D’

Thursday, January 12 by

The film was great, but there’s a bigger issue…

In the face of this allegation, I would just like to reiterate that I think the Kardashians all suck.

8 Movie And TV Children Who Are Bastards, Just Like Khloe Kardashian (Allegedly)

Thursday, January 12 by

This article would be in poor taste if it wasn’t a Kardashian we were talking about.

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7 Reasons Why The People’s Choice Awards Are For #ssholes

Thursday, January 12 by

C’mon, People!

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This Is Important: Amanda Seyfried Will Be Nude In ‘Lovelace’

Thursday, January 12 by

If this porn biopic didn’t feature Seryfried’s breasts, it would probably be time to riot.

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The Vow

Thursday, January 12 by

Director: Michael Sucsy Cast: Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neil Synopsis: A car accident puts Paige (McAdams) in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo (Tatum)…

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Stop and Watch: The Banned ‘Human Unipede’ Commercial

Thursday, January 12 by

‘The Human Centipede’ series heads in a fresh new direction.

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Hulk Hogan To Shave His Mustache, But Not At All In Response To Those Gay Rumors

Thursday, January 12 by

If you eat his mustache trimmings, I’m assuming you become him?

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Movie Sharks Who Developed A Taste For Human Blood

The idea of a man-eating shark is so frightening and interesting that an entire narrative can be formed around it. In fact, just about every movie that features a shark,...

Understanding The Sopranos Finale

The Sopranos was the signature show of cable network HBO. Created by David Chase, the Soprano ran for six seasons and gave viewers an intimate look at the life of...

The Road To the White House: 7 Presidential Movies

The White House is the ultimate goal for many of today's power-hungry madmen. It's easy to see why: Nice big front yard, cozy Oval Office, 24-hour security detail, and any...

5 Movies About Cloning That Feel Repetitious

Did you know that one in five people in America is a clone? It's true — look to your left, look to your right, there's a good chance that one...

7 Of The Worst Actors Who Still Somehow Make A Living

If there was a record for making unwatchable movies, Murphy would be the record holder. Ever since making "The Nutty Professor," Murphy has thought that quantity equals quality in acting....

7 Explorer Movies To Watch On Columbus Day

Christopher Columbus is held in low regard in the modern era for bringing disease, slavery and death to native tribes that called North and South America home. That has not...

Say ‘Cheerio’ To These 5 Movies Set In London

Ah, London, England. Home of soot, fish and chips, the Queen, and probably some other stereotypes. What better way to acquaint yourself with her fine customs than watching some movies...

Huge Noses And Elf Ears: 6 Examples Of Extreme Movie Makeup

Movie makeup has been an important part of cinema for as long as cinema has been around. But we’re here to discuss only the most extreme uses of the technique:...

The Chosen: 6 Badass Jewish Movie Heroes

Just as there are Jewish doctors, lawyers and politicians, there are also several bad-ass movie heroes who happen to be Jewish. Some are on the side of right, but others...

The 6 Most Annoying Characters on TV

Planes, Trains And Automobiles: 5 Travel Movies to Watch at home

What Are You Lookin’ At Boy? 6 Of The Most Racist Characters In Movie History

The hatred and ugliness of racism has been portrayed quite clearly and memorably in many films. The most racist characters in movie history wear their hatred on their sleeves. In...

4 Horror Films On Netflix Instant Watch That Will Keep You Up At Night

Get reacquainted with the monsters in your closet after viewing these 4 horror films on Netflix instant watch that will keep you up at night. Give your old nightmares of...

The Cast of Clarissa Explains it All

Ah, “Clarissa Explains it All.” It’s one of the most beloved of all the ‘90s Nickelodeon series, for its spunky lead character and irreverent sense of humor. Also because we...

5 Dancing Shows You Wish Didn’t Exist

Ah, the King (or Queen) of Dancing shows. At first, people loved the idea of well-known celebrities trying to show their dancing skills with pro partners. The show got stronger...

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