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Andre 3000 Still Won’t Make An Outkast Album, But Will Play Jimi Hendrix In Biopic

Wednesday, May 9 by

It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.

She's got this.

7 Reasons ‘Underworld’ Is Better Than ‘Twilight’

Wednesday, May 9 by

Advantage: ‘Underworld’

Making...love.

‘The Vow’ Is Out On DVD

Wednesday, May 9 by

Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.

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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby

Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

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‘Argo’ Trailer: Director Ben Affleck Is 3 For 3

Tuesday, May 8 by

With another quality film under his belt, Ben Affleck has put ‘Gigli’ in his rearview.

Yet another deposit made at First National Spank Bank.

Film Moms That Are Worse Than That New Jersey Tanning Mom

Tuesday, May 8 by

Son of a bitch.

OLD DOGS

Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up

Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

Things could get hairy.

‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host

Monday, May 7 by

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

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Adam Yauch’s Most Cutting Edge Projects

Monday, May 7 by

We explore the legacy of the world’s coolest man.

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Speakeasy: Paul F. Tompkins Interviews ‘Modern Family’ Star Ty Burrell

Monday, May 7 by

Week 1 of Speakeasy…

Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.

‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome

Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

They're fast, yes. But are they 'Hidalgo' fast?

We Handicap Our Own Kentucky Derby With Movie Race Horses

Saturday, May 5 by

A list for Derby day!

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‘Between Two Ferns: A Fairy Tale Of New York’ Puts Images You Don’t Want In Your Head

Friday, May 4 by

Zach Galifinakis asks the tough questions.

Well then why don't you marry it?

Louis C.K. Endorses Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’

Friday, May 4 by

One for the ladies….

"The Aristocrats!"

Before They Assembled: The Avengers Most Embarrassing Roles

Friday, May 4 by

We’re all just trying to keep the lights on.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

5 Cat And Mouse Movies That Will Make You Love The Chase

The "cat-and-mouse" story is popular in thrillers, both in print and on film. Maybe it's because we all have some sadistic impulse buried deep in our minds to watch one...

7 Weird Aliens From Movies You Can Barely Wrap Your Brain Around

Aliens in movies can range from completely humanoid figures to mind-blowing, barely-perceptible-by-human-senses phantasms. Allow us to focus on the latter category, won't you? These weird aliens might tear your face...

The 5 Most Amazing Spy Cars In Movies

One of the most important parts of being in espionage is the car. Whether you're an international secret agent, a vigilante crimefighter, or some awesome mixture of the two, an...

The 6 Best Comedy Movies Of 2011

2011 was a pretty good year for comedy in film. A comedy won Best Picture at the Oscars (which almost never happens), a comedy featuring a mostly-female ensemble did well...

30 Minutes or Less: 5 Movie Pizza Delivery Men

  Forget "Ice Road Truckers," "Swamp Loggers," or "The Deadliest Catch." It's about time that the world learns what many in the food service industry already know: Pizza pie delivery...

Hack The Planet With These 7 Movie Hackers

The 5 Sexiest Strip Scenes Of The 90′s

  Strip scenes in movies are almost always memorable. During the 1990s, there were a number of movies that produced the kind of strip scenes that linger in your mind...

6 of The Most Epic Drug Binges In Movie History

Nothing like a nice big drug binge to take your mind off of life's problems. But drugs are expensive! And how will you know which drugs to take? So perhaps...

The 6 Best Netflix Instant Date Night Movies

You and your girlfriend both have the night off – it's date night in America. But who wants to go out and do something when you can stay home and...

The 7 Most Amazing Toys In Movies

Toys in the real world are great, but what can they really do? You can wind them up and they'll walk for a little bit, or you can pull a...

7 Movie Personal Assistants People Treated Horribly

a A good personal assistant is hard to find. Some of them have emotional baggage, while still others are only using you as a stepping stone to their big dreams....

The 6 Hottest Noir Women

Film noirs (or is it films noir?) are known for their dark, rainy streets, hard-boiled and hard-drinking detectives, and gorgeous-but-deadly women. We’re here today to discuss the lattermost part of...

6 Movie Robot Overlords

As overlords go, sometimes a robot overlord is preferable to, say, an alien overlord or even a human overlord. For instance, you don't have to worry about a robot overlord...

The 6 Hottest Movie Prostitutes

  Movie prostitutes often take on a romantic notion. The so-called hooker with the heart of gold is often portrayed in a friendly manner by stunning actresses. While this may...

The 5 Best Opening Scenes In Movie History

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