TV is for drunken losers.

Watch The Season Premieres Of ‘Shameless’ And ‘Californication’ Without Using Your Stupid TV

Monday, January 9 by

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The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.

Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24’ Movie

Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

I loved you in the Black Hole Sun video.

7 Surprise Hits Besides ‘The Devil Inside’

Monday, January 9 by

Satan is an official household name now.

If you live outside LA, this is a great opportunity to witness a collective of actors who have given up on their dreams.

Good News For Its 35 Fans: There Will Be A ‘Party Down’ Movie Shooting In 2012

Monday, January 9 by

This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.

So current...

A Timeline Of Television’s Same-Sex Weddings

Monday, January 9 by

Rick Santorum’s TiVo would explode.

He won't be smiling after this news. Wait. Is that a smile? What the hell is that?

Russell Brand Uninvited From People’s Choice Awards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 9 by

Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!

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Monday, January 9 by

You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.

Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons

Monday, January 9 by

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?


The 12 Funniest Names In Hollywood

Monday, January 9 by

Whoever bet that “Randolph Mantooth” wouldn’t make the list…it’s time to pay the fiddler.


Kenny Powers > Poor, Underprivileged Children

Monday, January 9 by

Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.


There’s A ‘South Park’ RPG

Sunday, January 8 by

Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.

The X-Raper

Saturday, January 7 by


Watch Archer Deal With A Bad Breakup In New Clip

Saturday, January 7 by

Why the hell are you crying?

Links Away: Buried…2

Friday, January 6 by

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Unless his newsletter is about facial hair trends, I'm probably going to pass.

6 Of Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s Craziest Moments

Friday, January 6 by

If you bought a ticket on the “Straight Talk Express,” buckle up, because it just went off the rails.

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