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A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Friday, November 18 by

Our look at one of the four greatest Twilight films ever made.


Everyone Thank Jason Segel For Not Ruining ‘The Muppets’

Friday, November 18 by

Go and see the Muppets, and if you don’t like it, go straight to hell.

Would you shampoo his hair for $400? Don't just blurt out an answer, think about it.

Forget About Natalie Wood’s Death And Rate These 8 Christopher Walken Impressions

Friday, November 18 by

I hope law enforcement puts Walken’s new witness interview on Pay-Per-View.

Troy Fail

Friday, November 18 by

The seventh season will be documentary-style footage of him playing with action figures.

Beware, Evildoers: ‘Dexter’ Renewed For Two More Seasons

Friday, November 18 by

By the time we reach season eight, it will just be Dexter sitting in a room having a dinner party with six ghosts.


‘Hunger Games’ Actress Jennifer Lawrence

Friday, November 18 by

Murder has rarely looked this good.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is my 'Twilight'.

‘Rampage’ Video Game To Become A Real Thinkpiece Film

Friday, November 18 by

They get their strength from eating people. Just like I do.


A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’

Friday, November 18 by

I watched this crap so you don’t have to.

Who wouldn't want to watch this?

Fox Swats Down David Cronenberg’s ‘The Fly’ Sequel

Friday, November 18 by

Who wouldn’t want to watch this?

"Heeeeeeere's Regis!!"

A Look Back At Regis Philbin’s Creepiest Moments

Friday, November 18 by

Grandpa! NO!!

She's hired.

Yvonne Strahovski Seductively Crawls Toward ‘I, Frankenstein’

Friday, November 18 by

If she’ll sleep with Chuck, she’ll sleep with Frankenstein’s monster.

Links Away: For the Molokai Cops…

Thursday, November 17 by


Brett Butler Under Fire (AOLTV)

How Much Will Breaking Dawn Make? (MovieFone)

Why Is Hawkeye in Avengers? (FilmDrunk)

Lea Michele vs Her Weight (TheCelebrityCafe)

28 Bizarre Business Cards (Smosh)

The Pill Trailer (Unreality)

The Matt Mitrione Message Contest (CagePotato)

Baconlube FTW (Holytaco)

Marissa Nero Hotness (GorillaMask)

How To Cure Your Hiccups (ModernMan)

Hottest Fake Babe of the Day (DoubleViking)

Rock Out With Your Lock Out (MadeMan)

Asa Butterfield in Enders Game? (SlashFilm)

Katie Aselton Hotness (Ehowa)

Are Men Funnier Than Women? (HuffComedy)

George Clooney is a Descendant (MovieLine)

Divorce: Tweeted Live (ForkParty)

Body Painted Sports Hotties (Gunaxin)

Kellan Lutz Defends Boobs (MovieLine)

Andrea Luna Hotness (ForkParty)

Alien? Or Eggplant? (GuySpeed)

Obama vs Handshakes (TotalProSports)

Save Community! (WarmingGlow)

Paula Patton is Complex (DrunkenStepfather)


When those three men looked at it me, that was the most scared I had ever been in my entire life.

A Tale Of Two Cubes: Family-Friendly vs. N.W.A. Ice Cube

Thursday, November 17 by

“Do I look like a muthaf*ckin’ role model?” Yeah, Ice Cube. You kinda do now.

I felt sorry for them until I saw that he got married in that hat.

Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Div…ZZZZZZ

Thursday, November 17 by

Ashton will retain sole custody of his spotty facial hair.

This film will be made right after Lifetime's 'Bad Medicine: The Conrad Murray Story'

The Odds On Who Will Play Michael Jackson In His Inevitable Biopic

Thursday, November 17 by

I think there is a better chance of reanimating Michael to play himself than getting any of these guys hired.

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