I looked just like that kid, except I was locked in a cage and wearing a helmet.

‘The Empire Strikes Back’ Reveal Shocks This Little Kid

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I don’t want to give it away, but someone is someone else’s father, and this kid just can’t believe it.

A visionary genius.

9 Movie Scientists Who Deserve The Nobel Prize

Monday, October 3 by

I think we can all agree the Nobel ceremony would have been a lot more fun with a disappointed Marlon Brando in the audience.

"House down-payment... house down-payment... house dow--"

The Most Embarrassing Post-‘Arrested Development’ Roles

Monday, October 3 by

A paycheck is a paycheck.

You can get your ass kicked if you flash that sign in the wrong neighborhood.

J.J. Abrams Prepping A New Mystery Project. Must Be A Day That Ends In ‘Y’

Monday, October 3 by

It would actually be more mysterious if he did a project that wasn’t shrouded in secrecy.


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Fresh off HBO’s ‘True Blood,’ Evan Rachel Wood plays a different kind of bloodsucker in ‘The Ides of March': An aspiring political insider.

Yes, we all see that you're wearing a watch.

Kiefer Sutherlands Swears ’24: The Movie’ Is Still Happening

Monday, October 3 by

Anybody interested in a ’24’/’Arrested Development’ back-to-back screening?

Bring out the gimp.

The Best ‘Pulp Fiction’ Parodies From The Past 17 Years

Monday, October 3 by

Don’t worry, ‘MadTV’ made the list.

Let's see how Franklin's living now that Obama's in office.

New ‘Arrested Development’ TV Series And Movie Are Coming

Monday, October 3 by

Holy balls! It’s really happening!


Check Out A Spooky Behind The Scenes Clip Of ‘American Horror Story’

Sunday, October 2 by

“The horror! The Hhorror!”


See A $cammin’ Clip From This Week’s ‘Sunny’

Saturday, October 1 by

The IRS is at it again.


The Ides of March

Saturday, October 1 by

Director: George Clooney Cast: Paul Giamatti, George Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Ryan Gosling Synopsis: An idealistic staffer for a newbie presidential candidate gets a crash course on dirty politics during his stint on…

Links Away: Allie Goertz Sings Freaks and Geeks Song

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$5 Debit Card Fee? Piss Off.

7 Movie Banks/Bankers That Are Worse Than Bank Of America

Friday, September 30 by

That’s it. I’m hiding my money in a fake rock.

"So, what's my character's story. Oh. Oh god? Yuk!"

Spike Lee Asks Rooney Mara To ‘Please Baby, Baby Please’ Be In ‘Oldboy’

Friday, September 30 by

He did ask nicely.

I guess this is what people thought was sexy in the 60's. Or what NBC thinks is sexy in 2011. No wonder they're in last place.

The Sultry Girls Of ‘The Playboy Club’

Friday, September 30 by

Since it’s on network TV, it’s PG, but it’s a very hard PG.

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