Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.

Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome

Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

It's an "I'm sorry you have Type II Diabetes" cake.

7 Paula Deen Recipes That Would Give Superman Diabetes

Wednesday, January 18 by

This collection of recipes is how they turned Eddie Murphy into The Klumps.

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.

Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign

Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."

Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk

Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Honestly, I'd throw my support behind kicking toddlers if it meant I got the day off.

The 9 Highest-Grossing Movies Of All Time (Written Without Help From Wikipedia)

Wednesday, January 18 by

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

Get it?

In Honor Of The ‘Internet Blackout’, Here Are The 9 Best Movie Blackouts

Wednesday, January 18 by

The Internet remains lawless.

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.

C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?

Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

Links Away: Drake’s Devotion

Tuesday, January 17 by

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"Where the white women at?"

‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him

Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

The nation has been looking for a target for its collective loathing since Bin Laden was killed. Here she is.

The 7 Worst ‘SNL’ Musical Performances Of All Time

Tuesday, January 17 by

Welcome To The Club, Lana Del Rey…


Red Tails

Tuesday, January 17 by

Director: Anthony Hemingway Cast: Nate Parker, David Oyelowo and Ne-Yo Synopsis: A crew of African American pilots in the Tuskegee training program, having faced segregation while kept mostly on the ground during World War II,…



Tuesday, January 17 by

Director: Steven Soderbergh Cast: Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender Synopsis: A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission. Release Date: January 20, 2011



Tuesday, January 17 by

Director: Baltasar Kormákur Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Giovanni Ribisi, Kate Beckinsale Synopsis: To protect his brother-in-law from a drug lord, a former smuggler heads to Panama to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. Release Date:…

"That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek."

“What Is Donkey Punch, Alex?”

Tuesday, January 17 by

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

"They see me rollin'/They hatin...'"

‘FDR: American Badass’ Trailer

Tuesday, January 17 by

He makes Teddy look like Zac Efron.

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