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‘Sesame Street’: Is It A Gay-Hippie-Liberal Conspiracy?

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Sunny days… turning our children gay?

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Ryan Gosling Is Too Busy For ‘Idolmaker’-ing

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Gosling is backing away from ‘The Idolmaker’. My sources have confirmed that the spirit rock and roll music has officially died in Gosling’s heart.

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Lucas Produced ‘Red Tails’ Is Alive And Release Dated

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George Lucas doesn’t just make films about wars in space. He also makes films about wars on boring ol’ Earth.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Clip: Talkin’ With Tyrion

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Stick with Tyrion. That guy will hook you up with whatever you want. Gold, women, or perhaps a preview from the next new episode of “Game of Thrones”?

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Links Away: Batman Vs. Wolverine Film Noir

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An artsy-as-hell take on the ultimate superhero showdown. Or something.

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Olivia Wilde And Bradley Cooper To Create A Black Hole Of Beauty In ‘The Words’

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She’s the hardest-working sexy actress in showbiz.

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Michael Cera To Give Lisa Awkwardness Lessons On ‘The Simpsons’

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Cera will guest star as a seemingly splendid love interest for Lisa. I hear Nelson is still carrying the torch for her.

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Paramount To Ride ‘Rango’ Success With Animated Feature ‘New Kid’

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This kid is alienated by aliens. Irony alert!

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‘Freaky Deaky’ Scores Macy, Robinson, Dillon, and Fraser. Freaky Deaky, Indeed.

Thursday, June 2 by

William H. Macy, Matt Dillon, and Craig Robinson will bring the “freaky,” and, as always, Brendan Fraser will unload the “deaky.”

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Ever Wish There Were Three New ‘Horrible Bosses’ Posters?

Thursday, June 2 by

I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.

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Carell Teams Up With ’30 Rock’ Director To Tell The Tale Of Goofy Magician

Thursday, June 2 by

Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.

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‘Rise Of The Apes’ Looks Like Ape-Made Braveheart

Thursday, June 2 by

Evolution becomes Revolution, indeed.

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Watch The First Gory 8 Minutes Of MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’

Thursday, June 2 by

You should never venture into Dead Body Woods. Place is full of things that kill bodies.

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Emmy Awards To Become Slightly More Relevant With Jane Lynch As Host

Thursday, June 2 by

A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.

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Welp, ‘Fear Factor’ Is Coming Back To NBC

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Great news for lovers of fine cuisine.

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