I'd cut my hand off for her.

Lily Collins To Battle Demons In Rebooted ‘Evil Dead’

Thursday, January 5 by

She’d look hot with a chainsaw hand.

Links Away: Lion King Rises

Wednesday, January 4 by

Star Wars: Noir Wars (Unreality)

TVs Greatest Mullets Ever (AOLTV)

Timberlake & Biel Engaged (MovieFone)

Hollywood Loves The Cold War (FilmDrunk)

People You Meet Playing MW3 (Smosh)

Adorably Funny Animal Planking (SocialHype)

Rubber Offers Warning (SlashFilm)

Ayumi Sogawa Hotness (CagePotato)

The Greatest Argument By Mountain Dew (Holytaco)

Jennifer Corliss Hotness (GorillaMask)

New England Patriots Hotness (DonChavez)

The Most Googled Phrases of 2011 (JustAGuyThing)

The Moments of Rick Harrison (MadeMan)

Hottest Girl You’ll See Today (DoubleViking)

Girl with the Draggin’ Tattoo? (MovieLine)

The Science of Smoking Pot (ModernMan)

Which Movie Stars Did TV? (TheCelebrityCafe)

Gywneth Paltrow Hotness (Ehowa)

The Most Joked About Politicians in 2011 (HuffComedy)

Vida Guerra Hotness (Gunaxin)

Who To Watch in 2012 (NextMovie)

Worst Mom Ever? (GuySpeed)

Epic Tricycle Calligraphy (TotallyCrap)

Dennis Rodman Is Coaching A Stripper Basketball Team (TotalProSports)

What Is Going On In Suburgatory? (WarmingGlow)

Non-Latin Teen Sent To Colombia (TuVez)


Together at last.

Ron [Paul] Swanson Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet (So Far Today)

Wednesday, January 4 by

Cats, breasts, and Ron [Paul] Swanson: The Internet trilogy is complete.

Rain Man is back, and he's at the track!

Midseason Shows Of 2012: Which Ones Won’t Suck?

Wednesday, January 4 by

Set your DVR accordingly.

Jurassic Jeff

Wednesday, January 4 by

'The Flying Leathernecks'

The Most Accurate Depictions Of WWII Fighter Planes In Movies

Wednesday, January 4 by

World War II was one of America’s most “cinematic” wars, what with all the easily identifiable bad guys, loads of different characters and settings, and those two atomic bombs. Oh,…

On an unrelated note, China's flight attendants are among the world's best-trained and deadliest.

China Found That 2/3 Of Their Shows Were Low-Brow, Cancelled Them All

Wednesday, January 4 by

I smell a rat… a big commie rat.

See ya at the crossroads, Kathy Griffin.

Screen Junkies’ Celebrity Death Predictions For 2012

Wednesday, January 4 by

We’re really going to miss some of these people if God forbid they die and I’m totally proven right.

This video is like a portal into my dark dreams.

It Was A Matter Of Time: ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’ Mom Dresses Daughter Up Like Lady Gaga

Wednesday, January 4 by

Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?

More of this probably

Our 5 Guesses As To The Plot Of ‘Paranormal Activity 4′

Wednesday, January 4 by

A few potential pitches.

"These klowns, honey, gonna make you die."

We’re Getting Closer To A ‘Killer Klowns From Outer Space’ Sequel

Wednesday, January 4 by

C’mon Syfy. Make this happen.

"Run! It's Jennifer Aniston. And she's pissed!!"

Brad Pitt Is Already Making ‘World War Z’ Trilogy Plans

Wednesday, January 4 by

The Zombie Ultimatum?

'The Rocketeer'

‘The Rocketeer: 20th Anniversary Edition’ On Blu-ray

Tuesday, January 3 by

Not bad, but could have used more special features.

Links Away: Return of the Farting Jedi

Tuesday, January 3 by


More Awesomeness From Dave Rapoza (Unreality)

Portlandia Does Battlestar Galactica (AOLTV)

How Much Does That Dragon Tattoo Cost? (MovieFone)

Paranormal Activity 4 Happening (FilmDrunk)

If Skyrim Had Suburbs (Smosh)

Elisandra Tomicheski Hotness (SocialHype)

The Best Nude Actresses of 2011 (CelebJihad)

Alfonso Cuaron on No Makeup (Slashfilm)

Ayumi Sogawa Hotness (CagePotato)

Barack Obama: Mars Traveler (Holytaco)

Hot Babes Named Jenna (GorillaMask)

Indiana State Cheerleader Hotness (DonChavez)

The Most Googled Phrases of 2011 (JustaGuyThing)

6 Ways To Rock Your Resolutions (MadeMan)

Hottest Babes of the Day (DoubleViking)

Chipwrecked Flasher Gives New Meaning To Film (MovieLine)

How To Make Working Out Less Boring (ModernMan)

The Best Scenes of ‘The Walking Dead’ (CelebrityCafe)

Shauna Sands Laughs (Ehowa)

Muslim Women For Jon Stewart (HuffComedy)

Maria Sharapova Hotness (Gunaxin)

Bridesmaids vs Dragon Tattoo (NextMovie)

Ann French Hotness (Guyspeed)

Mini Anden Hotness (TotallyCrap)

Michael Beasley On His Finger (TotalProSports)

TV’s Biggest Douchebags (WarmingGlow)

You’re Not Fooling Us, Newt! (TuVez)


The Great Leader will NOT be distracted by that guy to his right giving him the finger.

’30 Rock’ Is Doing Its Best In Dealing With This Kim Jong Il Business

Tuesday, January 3 by

What are they doing in response to the recent news of his death? Not much, man. Not much.

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