In spite of this image, 'Top Chef' oozes dignity.

5 Reality Shows That Allow The Contestants To Keep Their Dignity

Wednesday, September 14 by

These are the most-respected reality shows, which is tantamount to the distinction of being the tallest midget.


‘The Graduate XXX’ Proves That Porn Has Run Out Of Things To Parody

Wednesday, September 14 by

I can’t wait for the porn parody of Diner

Just out of frame, Chuck Norris is strangling a Russian with his left hand.

Chuck Norris And Jean-Claude Van Damme To Join ‘Expendables 2′ Because Screw You

Wednesday, September 14 by

It’s like an irrelevant ‘Ocean’s 12’!

Ron Perlman

A Sneak Peak At ‘Sons Of Anarchy': “Dorylus”

Wednesday, September 14 by

This week’s episode involves bikers.

This guy has more money than all the school teachers in your city combined. Probably.

Tyler Perry Leads ‘Forbes’ 10 Highest-Paid Entertainers

Wednesday, September 14 by

Who keeps giving Tyler Perry all this money? KNOCK IT OFF!

Every dog has its day...

In Honor Of Scarlett Johansson: 5 Nude Cell Phone Pics That Need To Be Hacked

Wednesday, September 14 by

They can’t hide forever.

Samuel L Jackson trains for World's Toughest Man 2012.

Samuel L. Jackson Locked In ‘Django Unchained’

Wednesday, September 14 by

It just wouldn’t be a Tarantino film without him.

Big Money Hu$tlas

9 Most Misguided Money-Making Schemes From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

Wednesday, September 14 by

These hare-brained schemes are slightly less lucrative than starting a website.


Boot Knockin’, Werewolf Fights, And Bad Burritos In ‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 1′ Trailer

Wednesday, September 14 by

Bella learns the consequences of buying hot meals at the gas station.

Baby Killer.

7 Cartoons More Harmful To Children Than ‘Spongebob’

Wednesday, September 14 by

Seriously, thanks for finding this out NOW.

Links Away: Entourage Alternate Ending

Tuesday, September 13 by


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American Horror Story

Check Out An ‘American Horror Story’ House Call

Tuesday, September 13 by

Kind of like ‘Punk’d’, but way creepier.

He's shrugging as if to say, "I don't get this movie either, Penn."

‘Goon’ Trailer Teaches Us Hockey Is About Fighting And Little Else

Tuesday, September 13 by

Seann William Scott vs. Liev Schreiber. It’s like the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight, except no one asked for it.

Just leave it alone!

9 Reasons Why Remaking ‘Point Break’ Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Tuesday, September 13 by

Just don’t do it.


36 Bounce-Tastic Christina Hendricks Gifs

Tuesday, September 13 by

Why should I waste my time writing an entire article when this will bring in 10X the traffic?