Screen Junkies

Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers

If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.

J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries

Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.

Trent Reznor And ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Are Not In This Together

Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden

You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.

10 Possible Surprises In Will Smith’s ‘Men In Black 3′ Script

Thursday, March 10 by Jame Gumb

Frankly, we’re just giddy at the thought of the man who wrote “Gettin’ Jiggy wit It” transferring his writing prowess to the big screen.

New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf

Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden

If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.

Links Away: Inception In 60 Seconds. Also, It’s Animated.

Thursday, March 10 by Reza F.

Inception was a hell of a film. It was also a hell of a confusing film, all things considered. Leave it to some artist, however, to increase the confusion variable by a factor of holy-crap-what-am-I-watching.

Director of ‘Killers’ And ‘The Ugly Truth’ Is Apparently Still Getting Work

Thursday, March 10 by Penn Collins

Luketic is an accomplished director who apparently has soft, delicate skin.

Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again

Thursday, March 10 by Penn Collins

Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.

‘Monsters Of The Midway’ Probably Isn’t About The Chicago Bears

Thursday, March 10 by Wookie Johnson

Montecito Pictures has bought a script from the writer of ‘John Tucker Must Die’, which leads me to believe that Montecito Pictures is unfamiliar with the film ‘John Tucker Must Die’.