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New ‘Hangover 2′ Pic Loses Points For Lack Of Monkey
Friday, March 11 by Wookie Johnson
For the record, if your film doesn’t feature a monkey it’s an automatic turd that couldn’t open on a tugboat.
Review: Red Riding Hood
Friday, March 11 by Fred Topel
There is a kick ass way to redo this fairy tale. Instead this is all the boring parts of a teen romance.
An Alien Runs Amok In New ‘Super 8′ Trailer
Friday, March 11 by Wookie Johnson
Soon, JJ Abrams transformation into Steven Spielberg will be complete.
Loud Macaws Are Delaying Quentin Tarantino’s Spaghetti Western
Friday, March 11 by Wookie Johnson
The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.
Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.
Trollgate ’11: Jon Cryer Outs Himself As “Troll” To Conan
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.
‘Robocop’ Reboot Hires Non-Cyborg Writer Josh Zetumer
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
Like Robocop’s one-man mission to eliminate crime in Detroit, relatively unknown writer Josh Zetumer has also been given a gargantuan task: write a new version of the it’s-exactly-perfect-as-it-is film ‘Robocop’.
Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.
J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.
Trent Reznor And ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Are Not In This Together
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.
10 Possible Surprises In Will Smith’s ‘Men In Black 3′ Script
Thursday, March 10 by Jame Gumb
Frankly, we’re just giddy at the thought of the man who wrote “Gettin’ Jiggy wit It” transferring his writing prowess to the big screen.
New ‘Smurfs’ Trailer Is A Smurfing Pile Of Smurf
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
If you’re wondering what ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ would be like if the chipmunks were blue and were chased around by an ugly wizard and his cat, then stop using your imagination and watch this horrible trailer.
Links Away: Inception In 60 Seconds. Also, It’s Animated.
Thursday, March 10 by Reza F.
Inception was a hell of a film. It was also a hell of a confusing film, all things considered. Leave it to some artist, however, to increase the confusion variable by a factor of holy-crap-what-am-I-watching.
Director of ‘Killers’ And ‘The Ugly Truth’ Is Apparently Still Getting Work
Thursday, March 10 by Penn Collins
Luketic is an accomplished director who apparently has soft, delicate skin.
Nickelodeon To Bring Back Ninja Turtles, Make Us Whole Again
Thursday, March 10 by Penn Collins
Nickelodeon is rebooting the series (with a 2012 air date, per this teaser) with 26 all-new episodes.
