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New Photos From ‘War Horse’ Have 0 Pictures Of Horses Shooting Guns
Friday, March 11 by Joseph Gibson
Look out for photos from The Asylum’s ‘Battle Pony’ later today.
Paul F. Tompkins Will Become An ‘Evil Genius’ For Comedy Central
Friday, March 11 by Dave Horwitz
Paul F. Tompkins as a wisecracking villain? This stuff writes itself.
Duncan Jones’ ‘Mute’ To Be A Comic Instead Of A Movie
Friday, March 11 by Joseph Gibson
Don’t look so sad, Duncan. Comic books are cool too!
Review: Mars Needs Moms
Friday, March 11 by Fred Topel
This will not be one of the animated movies you enjoy in spite of being grown up.
Darren Aronofsky Back In The Drug Game
Friday, March 11 by Joseph Gibson
Darren Aronofsky doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like him.
New ‘Hangover 2′ Pic Loses Points For Lack Of Monkey
Friday, March 11 by Wookie Johnson
For the record, if your film doesn’t feature a monkey it’s an automatic turd that couldn’t open on a tugboat.
Review: Red Riding Hood
Friday, March 11 by Fred Topel
There is a kick ass way to redo this fairy tale. Instead this is all the boring parts of a teen romance.
An Alien Runs Amok In New ‘Super 8′ Trailer
Friday, March 11 by Wookie Johnson
Soon, JJ Abrams transformation into Steven Spielberg will be complete.
Loud Macaws Are Delaying Quentin Tarantino’s Spaghetti Western
Friday, March 11 by Wookie Johnson
The “obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams” coming from Alan Ball’s “exotic bird menagerie” are making it really difficult for next-door-neighbor Tarantino to lift ideas from ‘Danger: Diabolik’.
Charlie Sheen’s House Raided By Cops, Which Makes Sense
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
The LAPD are at Charlie Sheen’s house right now. No, they’re not there for the tiger blood.
Trollgate ’11: Jon Cryer Outs Himself As “Troll” To Conan
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.
‘Robocop’ Reboot Hires Non-Cyborg Writer Josh Zetumer
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
Like Robocop’s one-man mission to eliminate crime in Detroit, relatively unknown writer Josh Zetumer has also been given a gargantuan task: write a new version of the it’s-exactly-perfect-as-it-is film ‘Robocop’.
Knoxville To Play Moe For Those ‘Stooges’ The Farrelly Brothers
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
If the Farrelly’s screw this one up, angry Three Stooges fans will not be giving them a hall pass.
J.J. Abrams Allows ‘Super 8′ Plot To Escape His Hatch Of Mysteries
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
Somewhere, deep below the surface of the earth, there is a heavily guarded vault containing all of J.J. Abrams story secrets… and one just left.
Trent Reznor And ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Are Not In This Together
Thursday, March 10 by Geoffrey Golden
You know what sounded cool? Trent Reznor writing the music, and acting in, the upcoming ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’. You know what sucks? That’s not actually happening.
