Screen Junkies

Robert Pattinson Wants To Be Jeff Buckley, Has 6 Years To Live

Thursday, January 27 by Joseph Gibson

Here’s a bit of Robert Pattinson news, lest you think he was going to disintegrate completely after Twilight.

Will Matt Reeves Get To Make His Passion Project?

Thursday, January 27 by Wookie Johnson

Personally, I would prefer we had a Cloverfield in theaters every Halloween instead of the recent crop of recrudescent genre entries. Sadly that’s not the case and it looks like Cloverfield 2 may be further off than we expected.

‘Hobbit’ Delayed For The Nine-Hundredth Time

Thursday, January 27 by Wookie Johnson

Looks like Peter Jackson won’t be Hobbiting just yet. Production on the Lord Of The Rings prequel has been delayed due to Jackson’s stomach trying to kill him.

‘American Idol’ Recap: Milwaukee

Thursday, January 27 by Jame Gumb

Milwaukee native and former Idol contestant Danny Gokey was on hand to give false hope to delusional contestants. And if you’re looking for delusional people, a Rustbelt city like Milwaukee does not disappoint.

Kristen Stewart In Weird, Twitchy Talks To Star In ‘Snow White’

Thursday, January 27 by Geoffrey Golden

Stewart’s apparently circling in on the role like a vampire swooping around a cute, but perpetually nervous looking teenage girl.

‘Skins’ Creator Says “I Don’t Make Porn” While Fighting Giant Boner

Wednesday, January 26 by Geoffrey Golden

Elsley and MTV are fighting back against “child porn” allegations and sticking to their fully exposed teenage guns.

Viggo Mortensen To Star In One Of The Many New ‘Snow White’ Movies?

Wednesday, January 26 by Geoffrey Golden

Viggo Mortensen could go from being a King in ‘Lord of the Rings’ to a lowly huntsman taking orders from bitchy/hot Queen Charlize Theron in ‘Snow White and The Huntsman.’

Javier Bardem To Star In ‘Dark Tower’ Movie-TV Series Hybrid Thing?

Wednesday, January 26 by Geoffrey Golden

Ron Howard choosing Oscar-winning Spanish actor Javier Bardem over Christian Bale for his latest project was not the result of a creepy coin toss.

‘Spider-Man’ Director Teams With ‘Black Swan’ Writer For Sure-To-Be-Weird Sci-Fi Movie

Wednesday, January 26 by Geoffrey Golden

There’s nothing weirder than a crazy ballerina who lezes out and thinks she’s turning into an evil bird, so writing a straight up sci-fi movie should be a cakewalk for screenwriter Mark Heyman.

Links Away: Hello, This Woman Is Shelly Duvall

Wednesday, January 26 by Reza F.

Actress Shelly Duvall hosted a PBS program called “Faerie Tale Theatre” back in the 80s. At the start of each show she would introduce herself. It got weird after a while.