They should have drawn a dick on his face. (I would be the worst journalist.)

This News Team Can’t Wake Up Harry Belafonte!!!

Tuesday, October 18 by

I bet he was dreaming about waffles. I sometimes dream about waffles.

It's so well-shaped and cocksure. It must be feared and respected.

The 9 Most Intimidating Movie Moustaches

Tuesday, October 18 by

We’re gearing up for Movember


‘The Three Musketeers’ Actress Milla Jovovich

Tuesday, October 18 by

She’s trading zombie mutants for French aristocracy.

He's already dating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, which is pretty much the only requirement for the gig.

‘Transformers’ Might Shoot Installments 4 And 5 Back-To-Back With Jason Statham

Tuesday, October 18 by

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

People have actually tried this.

9 ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Plots That Actually Happened

Tuesday, October 18 by

Is this life imitating art, or simply *ssholes being *ssholes?


New ‘Adventures Of Tintin’ Trailer For U.S. Eyes Only

Tuesday, October 18 by

Just in time to take over the Christmas box office.

Now on Blu-ray.

Review: ‘Jackie Brown’ On Blu-Ray

Tuesday, October 18 by

Although it’s the black sheep of the Tarantino film family, hopefully it will get its due with this excellent Blu-ray release.

way of the dragon

9 Classic Movies That Will Put Hair On Your Chest

Tuesday, October 18 by

I may have taken this “chest hair” theme a bit too literally.


Check Out The New Au Pair On ‘The League’

Tuesday, October 18 by

“Au pair,” is French for “hot woman who is not married to you.”


Check Out A Busty Clip From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

Tuesday, October 18 by

There are breasts involved.

Links Away: Zombie in a Penguin Suit

Monday, October 17 by


Taiwanese Animation Fortells Red Sox Downfall (TotalProSports)

Megan Daniels Hotness (GorillaMask)

Laura Moro Hotness (CagePotato)

Gene Hackman vs Wes Anderson (FilmDrunk)

Horrifying Childhood Hair Styles (Smosh)

Sesame Street Gets Hacked With…Porn? (Holytaco)

Mandy Moore Leaked Photo! (CelebJihad)

Too Soon Halloween Costume of the Year is…(Unreality)

Bootilicious Booty (DoubleViking)

STD App (SocialHype)

Statham to Star in New Transformers?!? (Slashfilm)

Charlie Chan At The Opera Review (31Nights)

Katy Perry Hotter Than Rihanna? (MadeMan)

Brookyln Decker Swimsuit Hotness (Ehowa)

Zombie…In a Penquin Suit (USAToday)

Getting Rid of Smell Feet (ModernMan)

Ah, the Bachelorette Party (WarmingGlow)

Why We Dont Need Game Manuels Any More (GameFront)



16 Real Life Superheroes Who May Or May Not Make You Feel Safer

Monday, October 17 by

If no one has claimed the identity of “The Rabid Panda,” I would like to go on record as having dibs on that.

I should have worn a differnt outfit to this speech!

12 Celebrities Who Stood Up For Mel Gibson

Monday, October 17 by

They got you, Mel.

George Lucas was apparently able to find an Eddie Bauer store on a planet far, far away.

Hey, George Lucas! This ‘Star Wars’ Producer Didn’t Like The Prequels Either

Monday, October 17 by

He doesn’t say it outright, but I get the feeling he’s not a fan of the films due to their overall shittiness.

He lives his life 500 miles at a time.

In Memory Of Dan Wheldon: Our 7 Favorite Movie Race Car Drivers

Monday, October 17 by

Taxi drivers don’t count, because they can’t really drive.

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