Screen Junkies

‘Mars Needs Moms’ Thankfully Drowned Zemeckis ‘Yellow Submarine’

Like a beloved uncle who hits the sauce too much, Zemeckis has gotten drunk on motion capture technology. Now it looks like he might sober-up and stop putting actors into ping-pong ball suits.

Yo Dawg, Heard You Like ‘Super 8′ Clues In Your ‘Super 8′ Clues

Monday, March 14 by Geoffrey Golden

A mysterious viral campaign for a J.J. Abrams project? Impossible.

Links Away: Ferris Bueller Gets The Indie Treatment

Monday, March 14 by Reza F.

After seeing Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, a talented amateur video editor decided the film might be more appropriate if it was recast as a coming-of-age indie flick.

Michael Ealy To Play ‘Guy Taking Screentime Away From Kate Beckinsale’ In New ‘Underworld’

Monday, March 14 by Penn Collins

In related news, it seems they are still making those Underworld movies.

Movie That Features Zac Efron Getting Pummeled Now Has A Director

Monday, March 14 by Penn Collins

That Efron won’t be pretty no more.

Ridley Scott Decides To Make Logan Marshall-Green Famous By Casting Him In ‘Prometheus’

Monday, March 14 by Penn Collins

Green’s resume includes roles in Brooklyn’s Finest, “The O.C.”, and Devil, which makes him really, really lucky to have scored this coveted role.

Wright Turns Down ‘Walking Dead’ Offer, Presumably To Do Stuff About The Walking Living

Monday, March 14 by Penn Collins

This is how angry Edgar Wright gets when you ask him to do more zombie projects.

Warning: Red-Band ‘Blitz’ Trailer Contains Violence, Language, And Male Nudity For Some Reason

Monday, March 14 by Wookie Johnson

Well, it’s springtime. Which means along with the setting forward of clocks, comes the kicking of asses courtesy of Jason Statham.

Busey Watch: ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Episode Two

Monday, March 14 by Jame Gumb

It’s week two of Gary Busey’s stint on “Celebrity Apprentice,” and America’s favorite brain-damaged thespian did not disappoint. Actually, he did. Although to be fair, it wasn’t all his fault.