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Underworld: Awakening

Wednesday, January 18 by

Director: Måns Mårlind, Björn Stein Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Michael Ealy, India Eisley Synopsis: When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene…

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.

Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome

Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

It's an "I'm sorry you have Type II Diabetes" cake.

7 Paula Deen Recipes That Would Give Superman Diabetes

Wednesday, January 18 by

This collection of recipes is how they turned Eddie Murphy into The Klumps.

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.

Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign

Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."

Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk

Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Honestly, I'd throw my support behind kicking toddlers if it meant I got the day off.

The 9 Highest-Grossing Movies Of All Time (Written Without Help From Wikipedia)

Wednesday, January 18 by

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

Get it?

In Honor Of The ‘Internet Blackout’, Here Are The 9 Best Movie Blackouts

Wednesday, January 18 by

The Internet remains lawless.

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.

C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?

Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

Links Away: Drake’s Devotion

Tuesday, January 17 by


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"Where the white women at?"

‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him

Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

The nation has been looking for a target for its collective loathing since Bin Laden was killed. Here she is.

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Welcome To The Club, Lana Del Rey…

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Red Tails

Tuesday, January 17 by

Director: Anthony Hemingway Cast: Nate Parker, David Oyelowo and Ne-Yo Synopsis: A crew of African American pilots in the Tuskegee training program, having faced segregation while kept mostly on the ground during World War II,…

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Haywire

Tuesday, January 17 by

Director: Steven Soderbergh Cast: Gina Carano, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender Synopsis: A black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission. Release Date: January 20, 2011

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Contraband

Tuesday, January 17 by

Director: Baltasar Kormákur Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Giovanni Ribisi, Kate Beckinsale Synopsis: To protect his brother-in-law from a drug lord, a former smuggler heads to Panama to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. Release Date:…

"That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek."

“What Is Donkey Punch, Alex?”

Tuesday, January 17 by

It was under the category “Things Your Mom Enjoys.”

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5 Film Whistleblowers Who Almost Died For Telling The Truth

Secrets can be tough to keep. The urge to talk about some juicy piece of news can be overwhelming. But the big secrets, the big time cover-ups, those are pretty...

7 Movie Sluts Who You Shouldn’t Go Anywhere Near

Being a movie slut is a thankless task. First of all, your reputation precedes you wherever you go. Each character warns the other about the promiscuous activity in which you...

7 Movie Villains Who Turned Out To Be Heroes

Villains often make the best movie characters, probably because they get to do the kinds of things we could only imagine doing. But even better than a villain is a...

6 Movie Car Crashes That People Walked Away From But Should Have Killed Them

Car crashes in films are a dime a dozen and in most cases, these accidents should have seriously injured or killed whoever was driving the cars. Car crashes are serious...

7 Actors You Didn’t Know Were Not American

Almost always playing characters with a real American bravado, Christian Bale is actually Welsh, with a heavy Welsh accent when he’s not acting in front of the camera. This might...

The 5 Best Sopranos Episodes You Must See

The Sopranos is one of the most successful and celebrated shows in the history of television. Presented on HBO, The Sopranos had the type of language and action that could...

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7 Movies With Twist Endings That Make No Sense At All

Twist endings, by their nature, tend to come out of nowhere. Sometimes the twist is good, but all to often the twist ending makes no sense at all. Bewilderment, confusion,...

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6 TV Judges That Do It All For The Money

Let’s be honest: most judges who make court decisions on television are basically doing it for the money. Court room television shows only cover people who have personal disputes, not...

6 Crime Shows On Hulu That Will Leave You Guessing

Hulu and prepare for paranoia to set in. There are a plethora of crime shows out there, but six on this list will leave you guessing at every turn. “Psych."...

9 Of The Most Noticable Actors With Accents

Jude Law is undoubtedbly one of the most noticeable actors with accents as he almost never is in roles where he has to disguise his British lilt, with the exception...

6 Horrific Movie Pregnancies That Will Make You Wrap It Up

Labor can be a long and arduous task, with rigors that leave the mother to be irreparably damaged in both a physical and mental sense. Yet. it is all worth...

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