"Mr. Quaid, if you don't stop telling the committee what you'd like to do with our nipples, I will ask you to leave."

Jennifer Aniston And Dennis Quaid Are Going To Star In A ‘Jackie Brown’ Prequel Whether You Think It’s A Good Idea Or Not

Friday, February 17 by

Rob Schneider had a prior commitment.


America Treated To Two New Jenny McCarthy Shows In Development

Thursday, February 16 by

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

"...and that's why it was the best surprise party I'd ever attended."

‘Transformers 4′ Is Going To Have An Entirely New Cast, Says Josh Duhamel

Thursday, February 16 by

Why? Why not?

He poisons them all.

Gus Fring From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Found His Way To ‘Community’

Thursday, February 16 by

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

Yeah...back in the toilet.

6 Recent Instances Of NBC Screwing The Metaphorical Pooch

Thursday, February 16 by

They’re also ball-droppers for those keeping score at home.

You son of a bitch, Tintin.

7 Instances Of Good Directors Choosing Very Bad Sequels And Remakes

Thursday, February 16 by

I wanted to put Gus Van Sant’s remake of ‘Psycho’ on here seven times, but my editor wouldn’t let me.


Exclusive: The ‘Wanderlust’ Red Band Trailer Is Here

Thursday, February 16 by

Watch it.

I've grown accustomed to your face.

Expect Some Cast Shake-Ups At ‘SNL’

Thursday, February 16 by

What up with that?

Links Away: Try and Stay Awake for 7 Minutes

Thursday, February 16 by


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I'm fat.

Is Tony Scott Making Vince Vaughn An Action Star?

Thursday, February 16 by

He’s all blows up.

Answers. NOW.

Uggie Will Not Be Attending The Oscars

Wednesday, February 15 by

Aw, hell nah!

If his PR rep had their way, he'd be staring at the 'Big Book of GAY Butts'

Brett Ratner’s New GLAAD PSAs Will Require Lots Of Rehearsing

Wednesday, February 15 by

Get it? Ugh.


19 Sports Illustrated Cover Girls With Hollywood “Careers”

Wednesday, February 15 by

They’re all bright shining stars in my book.

Ironically, picking up this show in 2012 is exactly the type of thing that Hannibal would eat you for.

NBC Picking Up ‘Hannibal’ In What Is Clearly A Cry For Help

Wednesday, February 15 by

I hope you like your violence watered-down and insinuated!

That's uncalled for

7 Films That Didn’t Need A Re-Release

Wednesday, February 15 by

How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

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