Now we have some place to send criminals.

What Could Be Living On The Newly-Discovered Planet, Kepler-22b?

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If it moves, kill it and eat it.

Makes Sense

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‘New Year’s Eve’ Actress Jessica Biel

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Didn’t she used to be in a lot more movies?

Stop smiling, Larry. You're going to die. We all are.

Larry King Fears His Impending Death, Wants To Be Frozen

Tuesday, December 6 by

In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…

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We Cast ‘Game Of Thrones’ With Professional Athletes

Tuesday, December 6 by

The comparisons are uncanny…if you’re really high.


There’s Actually A Trailer For Joss Whedon’s ‘The Cabin In The Woods’

Tuesday, December 6 by

Nine gazillion years later, the film finally sees release.

"Seriously, who farted?"

Check It, Bros: Bradley Cooper Confirms ‘Hangover 3′

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Everyone likes lots of money.

Links Away: Vidiots!

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Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!

Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’

Monday, December 5 by

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Seriously, Deavid Denby. Look a little more like a film critic for 'The New Yorker'. Jesus.

Why David Denby Is Right To Criticize Studio Release Policies

Monday, December 5 by

An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.

The DVD isn't that bad.

Give ‘Conan’ On DVD A Chance… Or Don’t

Monday, December 5 by

Why not? You’re just gonna blow the money on drugs, anyway.

I would criticize Rowlf the Dog's actions, but that would just give liberals cause to turn him into a martyr for their cause.

8 Children’s Shows That Will Turn Your Kids Into Communists

Monday, December 5 by

Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

Hell yeah it is!

Police Discover Real-Life ‘Breaking Bad’ Meth Lab In Massachusetts

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If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

Lord of the…Bling

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Rudolph and Herbie v2.0

7 Shittiest Television Christmas Specials

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More like DRECK the halls. Heheheh.

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