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Kevin Smith’s ‘Hit Somebody’ Will Be Two Movies Because That Makes Sense For A Hockey Comedy

Monday, August 15 by

He had a hard time getting down to only two. The films will be released with a scant 14 conversations about Chewbacca’s genitals.

This is what hell looks like.

TLC Decides We Know Enough About Kate Gosselin And Her Kids, Cancels ‘Kate Plus 8′

Monday, August 15 by

‘Kate Plus 8′, we hardly knew ye. Seriously. I never watched that show.


Van Damme Will Fight Aliens Next In ‘UFO’

Monday, August 15 by

His foot will make first contact with their faces.

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‘The Avengers’ Shoot Makes Cleveland Even Less Pleasant

Monday, August 15 by

Is this a normal day in Cleveland?

Brad Pitt

‘World War Z’ On Location: Glasgow For Philly

Monday, August 15 by

Scots look like Americans when they’re backlit just right.


David Lynch’s Album Drops In November

Monday, August 15 by

Move over, Jay-Z and Kanye.


Rachel Nichols

Monday, August 15 by

Rachel Nichols is Tamara in Conan the Barbarian.


Daniel Tosh Getting Animated For ‘Brickleberry’

Monday, August 15 by

Comedy Central loves paying this guy.


A Naughtier Look At ‘A Good Old Fashioned Orgy’

Monday, August 15 by

Warning: swear words.

Holy Bulges, Batman!

Monday, August 15 by

He’s obviously using the Bat-Erection Suppressant.


‘Breaking Bad’ To Remain Awesome For Two More Seasons

Monday, August 15 by

Sixteen more. That’s all you get!

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Disney Says, ‘Whoa! Easy There, Girl!’ To ‘The Lone Ranger’, Pulls The Plug

Friday, August 12 by

One way to save money: Instead of horses, donkeys on stilts. Also, instead of Johnny Depp, Skeet Ulrich!

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Myers In For ‘Austin Powers 4′: Shagadelic, Horny, Yeah Baby!, Etc.

Friday, August 12 by

The real news here is of course the return of Seth Green to the hearts and minds of America. Scotty do. Scotty do, indeed.


Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘Office Space’

Friday, August 12 by

So long, Ian…

I only approve of women gaining weight for roles in fetish films, thank you.

The Time Is Upon Us: ‘Bridget Jones 3′ Is Moving Forward

Friday, August 12 by

I love Bridget Jones. But then again, I like my women THICK.