I have some bad news... your date is here.

‘Boardwalk Empire’ To Paz de la Huerta: “L8Rs, Cray-Cray!”

Tuesday, February 7 by

Thanks for the mammaries!

Apparently, some soulless movie exec screaming, "Remember Stretch Armstrong?" doesn't mean it will be a viable movie.

Universal Just Paid Millions Of Dollars To Not Make Movies Based On Hasbro Toys

Tuesday, February 7 by

I’m sitting at my desk, not making a Hasbro toy-based film, and it’s not costing me shit.

Why yes, I ordered the "handsome."

‘This Means War’ Pushes Back Valentines Opening, Nation’s Girlfriends Weep

Tuesday, February 7 by

Geez. That’s too bad.

Look what I found.

The 8 Found Footage Projects That Got It Right

Tuesday, February 7 by

How does ‘The River’ compare?

This article rains on a lot of people's parades.

This South African Guy Was Trapped In A Cave With Zombies For Three Years

Tuesday, February 7 by

Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.

He's laughin', he's havin' a good time.

Hey Man, That Bob Marley Doc Is Coming Out On 4/20. Sick!

Tuesday, February 7 by

Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.

Snow Tat

Tuesday, February 7 by


Junk Destruction: 8 Horrifying Scenes Of Movie Genital Mutilation

Tuesday, February 7 by

This was not a fun article to write.


The Second Cut Is The Deepest: ‘Machete’ Sequel Is A Go

Tuesday, February 7 by

They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.


The 12 Biggest Flops Of The Past 12 Years

Tuesday, February 7 by

Starring Nicole Kidman is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Links Away: Superman Explained

Tuesday, February 7 by


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UFC 143 Matchmaker (CagePotato)

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Wow. She's...she's very...very handsome.

Hooray For Hollywood: Musician Arrested For Trying To Run Over Park Ranger

Monday, February 6 by

It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.

Community Fighter Turbo

Monday, February 6 by


‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Just Might Match The Hype

Monday, February 6 by

Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.

We'd rather read.

9 On-Demand Channels We’d Like To See Instead Of Ryan Gosling

Monday, February 6 by

There’s got to be something better on.

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