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Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix Terminator 5

Thursday, December 18 by

We brought in resident fixer Nick Mundy to fix the Terminator franchise. Can it come back or is it “hasta la vista, baby?”

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HBO, Turning Into A Bad Boy That Plays By Its Own Rules, Won’t Release Its Ratings Anymore

Thursday, December 18 by

Success will be viewed instead as a function of bare breasts and decapitations.

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Sarah Silverman Will Be Starring In An HBO Series Pilot

Thursday, December 18 by

I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”

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Barack Obama’s Best Picture Award Goes To ‘Boyhood’

Wednesday, December 17 by

As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.

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America’s Largest Theater Chains Have Dropped ‘The Interview’ Altogether. Terrorists Win This Round.

Wednesday, December 17 by

This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.

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Terry Crews Will Be Our Host As We Explore ‘America Funniest Fails’

Wednesday, December 17 by

Failure IS funny.

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“The Sony” Bows To Terror Threats And Cancels ‘The Interview’ Premiere

Wednesday, December 17 by

Pussies.

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Robin Williams Voices A Dog Opposite Simon Pegg In This First ‘Absolutely Anything’ Clip

Wednesday, December 17 by

Simon Pegg has been on a bit of a sci-fi tear recently. With mixed results.

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Justin Timberlake Returns To Jimmy Fallon To Sing Some Third Eye Blind

Wednesday, December 17 by

Do Smashmouth next!

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Try to Remain Strong And Brave During The Trailer For The Final Season Of ‘Parks And Recreation’

Wednesday, December 17 by

The future is weird, and a little gimmick-y.

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Five Cult Movies That Should Receive the Netflix Series Treatment, ala ‘Wet Hot American Summer’

Wednesday, December 17 by

With the (unofficial) announcement that a Wet Hot American Summer series is coming to Netflix, it’s become clear that yesterday’s cult films are becoming today’s television shows. Here are a few more options Netflix should consider.

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TBS Orders Pilot From The ‘Super Troopers’ And ‘Beerfest’ Guys

Tuesday, December 16 by

TBS has weird taste in shows.

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This New Trailer For ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Should Clear Up Any Confusion

Tuesday, December 16 by

I’m more confused than ever.

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Honest Trailer — The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Tuesday, December 16 by

Before you say goodbye to Middle Earth with The Battle of the Five Armies, relive The Desolation of Smaug, the bloated second chapter in Peter Jackson’s mercilessly long Hobbit trilogy.

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The ‘Walking Dead’ Sister Show Will Take Place In Los Angeles

Tuesday, December 16 by

It’s about a zombie just trying to make ends meet while shopping a screenplay.

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Like science-fiction? Like thrillers? Well then here's some amazing news for your cinematic future: There are several movies out there, crazy as it may seem, that combine the two genres...

5 War Epics Every Man Should See

David Lean directs this epic yet tense story about a man (William Holden) who escapes a Japanese POW camp only to end up enlisted for a mission to go right...

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A love of tea and etiquette does not make an entire population boring, but instead hides some seriously fun cinema from those too lazy to look a bit deeper into...

6 Gothic Movies You Should Watch While Wearing All Black

Welcome to Gothic Cinema Theater, where the house lights never come up and the trailers cut themselves. Tonight, we're watching six of our favorite gothic movies all in a row....

6 Corporate Espionage Movies That Are Full Of Suspense

When your mind begins to wander outside of your desk’s personal space and you start to think of the possible pranks you could play, it might be time to relax...

From John Carter Of Mars To Tarzan: 5 Movies Based On Edgar Rice Burroughs Books

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