In which Dabney nears the end of his rope.

‘Enter The Alpha Dog’ (Dabney Coleman Erotic Fan Fiction – Chapter 17)

Friday, February 3 by

Our encounter makes us wonder who the REAL animals are.


Who Should Play ‘The Walking Dead’s’ Governor?

Friday, February 3 by

Your vote counts.


NPH Is Gay For That ***** In This ‘A Very Harold And Kumar Christmas’ Clip

Friday, February 3 by

NPH wouldn’t do that…

They are ready for some football.

Tim & Eric Thoughtfully Made Some Super Bowl Commercials For NBC

Friday, February 3 by

They’re a little more “out there” than NBC’s regular NFL spots.

One minute until 'Left Behind' comes on!

9 Movies Tim Tebow Will Be Watching During The Super Bowl

Friday, February 3 by

Poor widdle Timmy Tebow and his Broncos didn’t make it to the Super Bowl. Tim and company choked hard, hopefully presaging the Broncos future as the new Buffalo Bills. Don’t…


David Lynch Directs Another Commercial For His Coffee Line

Friday, February 3 by

Who knows what he secretly switched our coffee with.

Hope you like commercials.

Screw It, We’re Grading 27 Super Bowl XLVI Ads Early

Friday, February 3 by

If you hate sports, you can just read/watch this article and save yourself five hours.

Screen shot 2012-02-03 at 8.05.23 AM

Skip The Super Bowl Preshow And Watch ‘The Hunger Games’ Trailer Now

Friday, February 3 by

Spend that time wrapping bacon around things.

Links Away: Avenge the Superbowl!

Thursday, February 2 by

Awesome Lost ‘Groundhog Day’ Tapes and Stephen Tobolowsky Interview (MastersOfNone)

Epic Ric Flair Tribute (BuzzerBeat)

How I Met Your Mother’s Best Year Ever (HuffTV)

22 Astounding Perspective Illusions (Smosh)

Americans Text on the Toilet? (SocialHype)

Emma Watson 3D Nips (nsfw) (CelebJihad)

Miesha Tates Disrespect (CagePotato)

Don’t Let The Tyrannical Groundhog Steal Winter (Holytaco)

Orange Coast Cheerleader Hotness (DonChavez)

1 Million Commented Facebook Post (JustAGuyThing)

6 Lessons From Planet Hot Girl (MadeMan)

The Hottest Babes of the Day (DoubleViking)

The Woman In Black…Epic Ghost Storyness (MovieLine)

Superbowl Prop Bets (ModernMan)

Karina Smirnoff Hotness (Ehowa)

Josie Maran Hotness (Gunaxin)

Our Favorite Women In Black (NextMovie)

The Horny Express (GuySpeed)

Glozells Cinnamon Challenge (TotallyCrap)

Are You Ready For The Crispy Creme Challenge? (TotalProSports)

Sofia Vergara: Most Desirable Woman of 2012 (TuVez)


Einstein will be played by Nathan Lane.

‘Back To The Future’ To Become A Super-Timely Musical?

Thursday, February 2 by

Anyone want to wager on whether or not there’s a number entitled “Great Scott?”

Santonio Holmes and Ben Roethlisberger

7 Most Embarrassing “I’m Going To Disney World” Super Bowl Ads

Thursday, February 2 by

In other words, the seven ads we could find on YouTube.

Are you flirting with me, Mr. Grohl?

Dave Grohl And Dana Gould To Seemingly Spoof Metallica In New FX Show

Thursday, February 2 by

It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

Trump Cones

Donald Trump Will Endorse Anything (13 Examples)

Thursday, February 2 by

He’s like a real life Krusty the Klown.

Former slaves.

Amazing Letter From A Slave (Darth Vader) To His Former Master (Watto)

Thursday, February 2 by



Howard Stern, David Letterman Bash Jay Leno Yet Again (It Never Gets Old)

Thursday, February 2 by

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

$this_cat_breadcrumbs = get_the_category(); $this_cat_name_breadcrumbs = $this_cat_breadcrumbs[0]->name; $parent_cat_id_breadcrumbs = $this_cat_breadcrumbs[0]->category_parent;