They may have fooled Chuck, but they didn't fool me!

‘Beauty And The Beast 3D’ Is A Great 3D Conversion

Friday, January 13 by

And I hate 3D conversions.


‘Moonrise Kingdom’ Trailer: Count The Wes Andersisms

Friday, January 13 by

I’ve run out of fingers.

All Kardashian bashing aside, they do have a really f*cking tasteful foyer.

Anderson Cooper Bans Kardashians From His New Talk Show

Friday, January 13 by

He should ban the real villain here, himself. Read on to figure out what the hell I’m talking about.

In Harlan, even the good guys aren't that great.

The Big Bads Of ‘Justified’

Friday, January 13 by

It’s a close-knit and folksy town full of violent felons.

"Who Wants To Breath Heavily While Watching TV?"

Paula Deen Has Type II Diabetes. Can You Pass The Butter?

Friday, January 13 by

It turns out that loading every meal with cream and salt might have negative health effects.

You hear that? That's the sound of 50,000 hipsters getting an erection because they just found the theme for their next barbecue.

CW Has A Clever Name For Its Dumb Musical Chairs Game Show

Friday, January 13 by

“Get ON your ass!” CW now owes me $10,000 because I just wrote this show’s tagline.

I bent my Wookiee!

In Honor Of ‘Toy Hunters': Jordan Hembrough’s 7 Rarest Toy Finds

Friday, January 13 by

Watch Toy Hunters this Sunday at 11:00 EST/PST on the Travel Channel

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5 Funniest Things We Overheard On The Set Of ‘Tomb Raider XXX’

Friday, January 13 by

Besides the slurping sounds…


“Marky Mark” Wahlberg’s 7 Most Mediocre Action Films

Friday, January 13 by

They aren’t awful, but they sure aren’t good.

If he wins, this goes on our money.

Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader

Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

Best Beer Advertisement Ever

Glenn Howerton And Various Funny Others Going Down To ‘Coffee Town’

Friday, January 13 by

With Steve Little, Ben Schwartz, and song and dance man Josh Groban.

Links Away: Wall-Etheus

Thursday, January 12 by


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They may have fooled Chuck, but they didn't fool me!

I’ve Got A Real Friggen Problem With ‘Beauty And The Beast 3D’

Thursday, January 12 by

The film was great, but there’s a bigger issue…

In the face of this allegation, I would just like to reiterate that I think the Kardashians all suck.

8 Movie And TV Children Who Are Bastards, Just Like Khloe Kardashian (Allegedly)

Thursday, January 12 by

This article would be in poor taste if it wasn’t a Kardashian we were talking about.

Everyone's a winner

7 Reasons Why The People’s Choice Awards Are For #ssholes

Thursday, January 12 by

C’mon, People!

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