Thanks, Chuck!

‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It

Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

Links Away: Student Film Oscars

Wednesday, January 18 by


The 50 Greatest Geek Movies Ever (MastersInIt)

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Rihanna’s Slutty Swimsuit (Smosh)

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Jamie Bell Is a Snow Piercer (SlashFilm)

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Ashley Hotness (GorillaMask)

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How To Bench Press More (MadeMan)

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Films We Can’t Wait To See At Sundance (NextMovie)

Topp Knowledge (GuySpeed)

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Real Steel

Review: Give ‘Real Steel’ A Second Chance On Blu-Ray And DVD

Wednesday, January 18 by

This film deserved to do better.


9 Idiotic Celebrity Quotes About September 11th

Wednesday, January 18 by

Thanks for weighing in, idiots.


Underworld: Awakening

Wednesday, January 18 by

Director: Måns Mårlind, Björn Stein Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Michael Ealy, India Eisley Synopsis: When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene…

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.

Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome

Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

It's an "I'm sorry you have Type II Diabetes" cake.

7 Paula Deen Recipes That Would Give Superman Diabetes

Wednesday, January 18 by

This collection of recipes is how they turned Eddie Murphy into The Klumps.

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.

Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign

Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."

Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk

Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Honestly, I'd throw my support behind kicking toddlers if it meant I got the day off.

The 9 Highest-Grossing Movies Of All Time (Written Without Help From Wikipedia)

Wednesday, January 18 by

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

Get it?

In Honor Of The ‘Internet Blackout’, Here Are The 9 Best Movie Blackouts

Wednesday, January 18 by

The Internet remains lawless.

Yeah right. You just can't trust politicians.

C-SPAN Investigates: Does Mitt Romney Have A Big Penis?

Wednesday, January 18 by

Asking for a friend.

Links Away: Drake’s Devotion

Tuesday, January 17 by

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Miley Cyrus Shows Her Ass (CelebJihad)

Huebel and Scheer – The Face of Motion Capture (SlashFilm)

Miller Is My Favorite Fighter (CagePotato)

25 Rodents Of Unusual Size (Holytaco)

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How To Stop Getting Old (MadeMan)

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The Hulk: Now A Robber (GuySpeed)

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"Where the white women at?"

‘Letterman’ Booker Fired After Girls Cry About Him

Tuesday, January 17 by

Works with speeding tickets too!

The nation has been looking for a target for its collective loathing since Bin Laden was killed. Here she is.

The 7 Worst ‘SNL’ Musical Performances Of All Time

Tuesday, January 17 by

Welcome To The Club, Lana Del Rey…

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