Get that skate out of your mouth, Tom Hanks. That is not food. That is a skate.

In Honor Of Channing Askew: 9 Gruesome Self-Mutilation Scenes

Friday, November 4 by

Cut. It. Out.

Ducktales: The Movie

9 Horrible Heist Movies That Stole Nothing But Your Time and Money

Friday, November 4 by

These heist movies stole hours from my life.


“Revenge” Actress Ashley Madekwe

Friday, November 4 by

Revenge is hot this season.


Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Makes Wall Street His Bitch

Friday, November 4 by

Wall Street is great… for me to poop on!

PBR Like a Bossss

Friday, November 4 by

MILF: Mutant I'd Like To (Fornicate With)

Fox Greenlights ‘X-Men: First Class’ Sequel (‘X-Men: Second Class’?)

Friday, November 4 by

We’d also accept X-Men: Double D

According to the 2010 romantic comedy census, over 94% of American women work as either event planners, magazine editors, or advertising executives.

6 Professions That Are Ridiculously Overused By Romantic Comedies

Friday, November 4 by

Because nobody want’s to see a movie about the people that manage Payless Shoes…except for me.


David Wain’s Wanderlust Trailer Makes Hippies Likable

Friday, November 4 by

From a distance.

Links Away: Got Muppets Tickets?

Thursday, November 3 by


Kim Kardashian Damage Control (AOLTV)

Hollywoods Overpaid Movie Stars (Moviefone)

The Walhbergers! (FilmDrunk)

Fashion On Ice Continues…? (TheCelebrityCafe)

26 Polite Raptors (Smosh)

Batman Gets A Ticket (Unreality)

BJ Penn: Assassin (CagePotato)

If I Won The Powerball…(Holytaco)

Suelynn Hotness (GorillaMask)

Why Women Are Better Investors (ModernMan)

Hot Babe For Sale (DoubleViking)

Zoey Deschanel Hotness (MadeMan)

Only God Forgives…Nicholas Refn (SlashFilm)

Kristin Cavallari Sexiness (Ehowa)

7 Sites You Should Waste Time On (HuffComedy)

Lets Talk About Spielberg (Movieline)

Courtney Stoddens Halloween Costume (ForkParty)

Rosario Dawson Hotness (Gunaxin)

7 Movies Recast With Cats (NextMovie)

Technology Makes Cheating Harder (Coed)

Leryn Franco Hotness (Guyspeed)

Drunk Wisconsin Fans Are Hilarious (TotalProSports)

Top Chef Infographic (WarmingGlow)

Please Don’t Drink And Dive (FilmDrunk)

Brooke Mueller See Through (NSFW)


Check Out A New Clip From ‘The League’ While Updating Your MyFace

Thursday, November 3 by

It could work. Maybe.


New ‘Sunny’ Clip Shows The Gang Breathing Down Zuckerberg’s Neck

Thursday, November 3 by

The gang joins Facebook.


The Muppets

Thursday, November 3 by

Director: James Bobbin Cast: Amy Adams, Jason Segal, Chris Cooper Synopsis: With the help of three fans The Muppets must reunite to save their old theater from a greedy oil tycoon. Release Date: November…



Thursday, November 3 by

Director: Martin Scorsese Cast: Asa Butterfield, Chloe Grace Moretz, Christopher Lee Synopsis: Set in 1930s Paris, an orphan who lives in the walls of a train station is wrapped up in a…

Everything about this makes me hungry.

The 7 Best TV And Movie Sandwiches For National Sandwich Day

Thursday, November 3 by

The most important list ever.

This witness was too scared to testify as to what he saw.

A Proportionate Response: Wife Smothered To Death After Smashing Husband’s ‘Star Wars’ Toys

Thursday, November 3 by

He told you not to touch them! And they’re “action figures” by the way.

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