Screen Junkies

Will Sasso Top Candidate To Yuk It Up With The Other Two Stooges

Wednesday, March 23 by Joseph Gibson

Can Sasso deliver a convincing eye-jab?

SYKE! ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Gets A Summer Release After All

Wednesday, March 23 by Wookie Johnson

With all these shuffling release dates, ‘Rise Of The Apes’ knows how the offspring in military families must feel.

Jackman Using ‘Wolverine’ Delay To Sing And Dance In San Francisco

Wednesday, March 23 by Penn Collins

Much as you should be avoiding Japan and Libya right now, it is highly recommended that you avoid San Francisco May 3- May 15.

Kirk Jones Carries Pregnancy Movie To Term

Wednesday, March 23 by Dave Horwitz

A movie about 5 pregnant couples has just found a director. I can’t wait to play count-the-dude’s-drinking-breast-milk-jokes.

New ‘Your Highness’ Trailer Features Possible Weed And Nudity

Wednesday, March 23 by Joseph Gibson

Hide the children!

SXSW: Anton Yelchin Talks ‘The Beaver’ And ‘Like Crazy’

Wednesday, March 23 by Fred Topel

What’s it like playing opposite Jennifer Lawrence and a woodland creature puppet?

New ‘X-Men: First Class’ Photo Shows Mutants Can Just Hang Out Like Regular Humans

Wednesday, March 23 by Joseph Gibson

The Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters is a place where mutants can hang out, and do whatever!

Emma Roberts Will Come Of Age In ‘Adult World’

Wednesday, March 23 by Dave Horwitz

Emma Roberts is going to work in a bookstore. In a movie. Why would she EVER do that in real life?

Zach Galifianakis To Show HBO How Comedy Is Done

Wednesday, March 23 by Joseph Gibson

Finally, a decent comedy might be on HBO

50 Cent And Bruce Willis Are In A Movie Together (For Some Reason)

Wednesday, March 23 by Dave Horwitz

I can’t tell you what rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is doing sharing the screen with famous and reasonably talented actor Bruce Willis, but I know this: it ain’t dancin’.

Links Away: Steven Seagal Breaks A Lot Of Bones

Wednesday, March 23 by Reza F.

After several violent decades as an action hero for hire, Steven Seagal has amassed quite the kill count. Even more impressive, however, is the number of bones he’s broken.