This is what a hooker sees...

‘American Reunion’ Red Band Highlights The Dangers Of Unsupervised Masturbation

Thursday, October 13 by

Jason Biggs still hurts himself while masturbating after all these years.

The guy who thought up 'Squirrel Girl' must have been 'nuts'! GET IT?

Squirrel Girl? 9 Marvel Heroes You Won’t See In ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, October 13 by

Sadly, I don’t think we’ll be seeing “Squirrel Girl” on the silver screen.


Guy Who Threw Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Blames ‘Drive’

Thursday, October 13 by

‘Drive’ is making people do crazy things.

"What did you say about my hat, fish?"

7 Celebrities Who Have Done Hard Time

Thursday, October 13 by

Hollywood Boulevard is a much safer place with these folks behind bars.

Links Away: Halloweens All About Making Friends

Wednesday, October 12 by


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May Mr. Christopher Cheney take solace in the blizzard of high fives he received immediately following the disemination of the pictures.

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Hacker Could Get 121 Years

Wednesday, October 12 by

If some dude’s gonna get over a century of jail time, I want Olivia Wilde or higher.

The phone is a goddamn hamburger.

If Phone Calls In The Real World Were Like Phone Calls In The Movies

Wednesday, October 12 by

A recent survey shows that 96% of phone calls placed today are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

This is how I felt writing this piece.

24 ‘Die Hard 5′ Titles That Make ‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ Look Brilliant

Wednesday, October 12 by

It could have been much worse.

He looks half-surprised by this announcement.

Let’s Celebrate HBO’s Renewal Of ‘Boardwalk Empire’ With A Glass Of Cold Buttermilk!

Wednesday, October 12 by

It’s going to be like one of those series where the kids never leave high school, only the kids are bootleggers and the high school is prohibition.

Oh my god! Who's who?

We Cast The 2012 Republican Candidates

Wednesday, October 12 by

I missed my calling. I should be in casting.


‘The Big Bang Theory’ Actress Kaley Cuoco

Wednesday, October 12 by

She gets down with the nerd humor.


‘Moves Like Jabba’ Music Video

Wednesday, October 12 by

Take that, Maroon 5!

"Once the cat is relaxed, they are very easy to milk."

Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film

Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.

I wonder where he bought that kick-ass shirt?

6 Of The Best War Documentaries Of All Time

Wednesday, October 12 by

I like war so much it’s hard to pick a favorite.

"Seriously, bro. What's she like? What's her hair smell like??"

Jim Carrey To Make Magic With Steve Carell In ‘Burt Wonderstone’

Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s just trying to get closer to Emma Stone.