I wouldn't put this guy in charge of watering my plants for the weekend.

Adam Sandler To Star In And Write ‘Candy Land’ Movie, Because F*ck You, That’s Why

Tuesday, January 31 by

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.


The Girls Who Drank Donkey Semen On ‘Fear Factor’ Are Kind Of Hot

Tuesday, January 31 by

Also, they drink donkey semen.

Simon Cowell held her nose like this for forty-five minutes. It looks like she's starting to pass out.

Smell Ya Later, ‘X Factor’!: 6 New Careers For Paula Abdul

Tuesday, January 31 by

Please get back on TV, Paula. This news makes us feel dead inside.


Get To Know Director Bobcat Goldthwait

Tuesday, January 31 by

Familiarize yourself with the ‘God Bless America’ director’s previous works.

Golden Tattoo

Tuesday, January 31 by

Press your 'Luck'! There, a pun. Happy now?

HBO Renews ‘Luck’ For Second Season… I’m Tired, So Make Your Own ‘Luck’ Pun

Tuesday, January 31 by

The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.

Must not be a Dolphin fan.

10 Awesome Acting Performances By Former Football Players

Tuesday, January 31 by

“Laces out,” and so on…

The frog handled himself wonderfully.

The Muppets Own Fox News

Tuesday, January 31 by

You can’t shake showbizz pros.

Not Ron Rifkin.

Objection! 11 Insane Local Law Firm Commercials

Tuesday, January 31 by

Things get weird.

Homies 4-Eva status revoked

Paula Abdul Hands Over ‘X Factor’ Badge And Gun

Tuesday, January 31 by

Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.

Links Away: ‘The FP’ Trailer

Monday, January 30 by

Brandon Marshall Ridiculous Touchdown (BuzzerBeat)

The Epic Shameless Shocker (HuffTV)

20 Epic Balloon Sculptures (Smosh)

Coffe Helps Sex Drive (SocialHype)

Miley Cyrus Spreads (CelebJihad)

Evans vs Davis Aftermath (CagePotato)

5 Lies About Your Tattoo (Holytaco)

Ferris Bueller and Honda (DonChavez)

10 Weird Superbowl Halftime Episodes (MadeMan)

The Hottest Babes Ever (DoubleViking)

What We Learned From The DGA (MovieLine)

Why Newt Gingrich Lies (ModernMan)

Olivia Wilde Hotness (Ehowa)

Bella Twin Hotness (Gunaxin)

The Best Films of Sundance (NextMovie)

The Hottest Cheerleaders of the World (GuySpeed)

Orgasm…On A Ride (TotallyCrap)

The Hottest Super Bowl WAGs Ever (TotalProSports)

Epic MMA Hacker Strikes Back (CagePotato)


I can't say I disagree with him.

The Trailer For ‘God Bless America’ Looks Like My Dream Journal

Monday, January 30 by

This is the most excited we’ve been about a film directed by a man named “Bobcat.”

What's not to like about this guy?

RIP: A Tribute Ian Abercrombie (A.K.A. Mr. Pitt From ‘Seinfeld’)

Monday, January 30 by

If you don’t know who ‘Seinfeld’s Mr. Pitt is, you can just get out right now. LEAVE!!!

Will Franklin be back to point out our cracker asses?

All Original Stars From ‘Arrested Development’ Are On Board For Netflix Relaunch

Monday, January 30 by

With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.


‘Ferris Bueller’ And 9 Memorable Movie Parody Commercials

Monday, January 30 by

No childhoods were pissed on in the creation of these ads.

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