Why would you watch the Oscars when you could be watching a mediocre cartoon dubbed in Spanish?

9 Things You Should Watch Instead Of The Oscars

Friday, February 24 by

Zombies vs Meaningless Award Show


New ‘Wrath Of The Titan’ Trailer Releases The Lava Kraken

Friday, February 24 by

Oh man. Poor Perseus. Not only does he have a whole bunch of new monsters to slay, but now he also has to get ready to face oblivion. Oblivion is…


17 Magazine Covers More Scandalous Than Kate Walsh’s Naked ‘Shape’

Friday, February 24 by

Kate Walsh posed naked on the cover of Shape magazine…just like everyone else.

Links Away: The Best TV Spot Ever

Friday, February 24 by


Jeremy Lin Autotuned (BuzzerBeat)

All About Downton (HuffTV)

Japanese Girls: Throwing Things! (Smosh)

The iPhone…With Pepper Spray! (SocialHype)

Kate Upton Gets Nude (CelebJihad)

Melvin Wants a Rematch (CagePotato)

The Future of Bathroom Technology (Holytaco)

Lauren Rideaulgh Hotness (DonChavez)

Acceptable Ways To Dress Your Kids Up (JustAGuyThing)

A Casual Fans Guide To Jeremy Lin (MadeMan)

Hot Girls In The Wild (DoubleViking)

Everyone’s Invited To Act of Valor (MovieLine)

9 Nasty Microbrews (ModernMan)

Sara Yasmina Hotness (Ehowa)

Cameron Richardson Hotness (Gunaxin)

If Every Academy Award Nominee Was Like The Artist (NextMovie)

Kate Walsh And Her Anatomy (GuySpeed)

Epic Trick Shots (TotallyCrap)

Female Curler And Shitballs (TotalProSports)

Latinos And Ash Wednesday (TuVez)

Yes, yes. But where do you take it?

The Rock To Break Type And Play Hercules… Hold On, It Gets Better… For Brett Ratner

Thursday, February 23 by

I’m not even looking forward to avoiding this. Cut me so I feel…something.

"I'd like to pour some out for my homey Pete Postlethwaite. Mourn ya till I join ya, PeePee."

‘Best Original Song’: The Other Way To Win An Oscar

Thursday, February 23 by

What do Berlin, Three 6 Mafia, Madonna, Isaac Hayes, Eminem, and Phil Collins have in common? Not much at all.

The 2012 'Hunger Games' Food Court Tour

‘The Hunger Games’ Is Logically Doing A Mall Publicity Tour

Thursday, February 23 by

Don’t miss it! Unless you don’t care.

And the winner is?

We Predict The 2012 Razzie Awards Nominees

Thursday, February 23 by

Without so much bad released in 2011, it’s really hard to pick the worst of the worst.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.

Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner

Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

When Oscars happen to bad movies.

7 Undeserving Movies That Managed To Score Oscars

Thursday, February 23 by

Decent performances, terrible films.

"Girl Crazy"

Watch The First Episode Of ‘Girl Crazy’

Thursday, February 23 by

Written by and starring Elisha Yaffe and Dan Cohen.


7 Cities The Porn Industry Could Move To If It Leaves Los Angeles

Thursday, February 23 by

If this were to happen, I would think the Valley turns into a ghost town in about thirteen days.


‘The Lorax’ Is Brainwashing Our Kids Says Fox News

Thursday, February 23 by

This is Obama’s fault. Somehow.

I can't believe this is actually a thing.

Sacha Baron Cohen And 6 Other Oscar “Controversies”

Thursday, February 23 by

This is a controversy in the same way a “too-soon” Whitney Houston Facebook post is a controversy.

Mr. Kruger

George Costanza’s Boss Tried To Kill Himself

Thursday, February 23 by

Did not see this one coming.

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