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Behold, The Most Poorly Photoshopped Movie Poster of All Time: “Hit By Lightning”

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Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus?

Here's Jordan after the accident.

Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again

Wednesday, October 1 by

GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!

Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Movie Trailers That Say Nothing – WP

Trailers are designed to seduce and allure each of it's viewers into partaking with their hard earned cash just to escape from their dreary lives for an hour or two....

3 Of The Best And 3 Of The Worst Movies About Rap

  Rap music and the hip-hop culture is fascinating. Just the colorful graffiti associated with the original movement is an eye-full. However, the quest to bring this world to the...

7 Native American Movies That Will Tomahawk Into Your Heart

Fighting against the powerful stupidity of racism are these stories and characters that refuse to wallow in a mire of stereotypes by displaying their humanity, be it good or evil....

7 Hero’s Journey Movies

Writer Joseph Campbell popularized the idea of the Hero's Journey – the arc of events that define virtually every myth in human history. Movies could be called a kind of...

7 Doctor Who Characters You Can Time Travel With

Everyone, well everyone not wearing a white pointed hat, is going to go after Hitler right out of the gate when time travel hits but what then? You need some...

6 Handicapped Characters Who Were Actually Handicapable

The media is regrettably a little lacking in depictions of "handicapable" individuals. People who, despite a physical handicap, are able to get out there and get things done. There are...

The 9 Most Offensive Asian Characters Ever In Film

Hollywood has had an embarrassing legacy of racist stereotypes in film. One of the most common is Asian stereotypes–be it from "yellow peril" villains like Fu Manchu or buffoons like...

5 Italian Sex Scenes You Don?t Need A Translator To Understand

Those pesky Europeans get all the luck. First of all they get to drink from an obscenely young age and not risk being ostracized or imprisoned by the locals for...

The 6 Creepiest Incestuous Couples From TV And Film

Incest is a horrific act to commit, yet for some reason it seems to populate many of cinemas most celebrated and respected films. What does this mean? Are Hollywood trying...

5 Asian Gang Movies You Shouldn’t Mess With

Joe Shishido should be a familiar face to any fan of the Japanese Another guy you should familiarize yourself with is the director Seijun Suzuki. His ultra-stylish and extra-crazy Japanese...

6 Movie Characters Who Knew Too Much

Well, it says it right there in the title. James Stewart is vacationing in India with his family when through no fault of his own he ends up hearing the...

7 Monster Hunter Movies Every Man Should Watch

Blood On The Crown, 6 of The Most Vicious Movie Kings of All Time

When given the key to the kingdom, as well as the dungeon, a king can find that the dark side is just too enticing to not spend at least a...

5 British Noir Movies You Should See At Least Once

The intimacy of black and white noir film gives the shadows a gravity that pulls you deeper into the stories. There's no CGI to cover up questionable storytelling (holler if...

6 World War 3 Movies You Hope Never Come True

If the next world war hit there wouldn’t be enough time to truly celebrate the end of the world even if you ended up restarting civilization in an abandoned party...

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