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‘Anchorman’ Took In $8 Million Last Night, Will Do Just Fine At The Box Office

Thursday, December 19 by

Go f*ck yourself, America.

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Paul Rudd Enters Talks With Humans For ‘Ant-Man’

Thursday, December 19 by

‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.

The beard guy was on vacation, so they had to improvise.

Listen To This ‘Hobbit’ Rap, Or Else

Wednesday, December 18 by

They’re like white Bushwick Bills.

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Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore Team Up For More Bullsh-t With ‘Blended’

Wednesday, December 18 by

The title ‘Turds’ must have already been taken.

Just one last mission...

’3 Days To Kill’ Looks Like ‘Ronin’ With A Little Costner Sprinkled In

Wednesday, December 18 by

Kevin Costner…badass.

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Holiday Binge-Watch: Netflix Rolls Out Trailer For ‘Fireplace For Your Home’

Wednesday, December 18 by

Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.

The proceeds will go towards buying beige umbrellas for inner-city theaters.

AMC Theaters’ IPO Lets You Buy A Share Of Stock For The Same Price As A Ticket

Wednesday, December 18 by

It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.

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Mankind Is Sick Of All These Warrior Monkeys In ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer

Wednesday, December 18 by

They’re not just throwing their own poop anymore.

This lawsuit is at least twice as big as the size demonstrated here.

Frank Darabont Is Suing AMC, Big Time

Tuesday, December 17 by

In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.

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Gandalf Drops By A ‘Desolation Of Smaug’ Screening

Tuesday, December 17 by

Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.

Careful, John! Broken glass can lead to cuts and scrapes!

Honest Action – ‘Die Hard’

Tuesday, December 17 by

From the Department of Bubble-Bursting

Get back to the editorial offices of the New Yorker, you fop!

Paul Feig, Not One To Upset Apple Carts, Is Making Another Female Comedy

Tuesday, December 17 by

But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.

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Shia LaBeouf Agologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes With Plagiarized Apology

Tuesday, December 17 by

He really knows how to teach critics.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Direct, Star, Dress Up Like The Cure For ‘Sandman’

Tuesday, December 17 by

Off to Never Never Land.

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Christopher Lee Rocking Out Once Again With ‘A Heavy Metal Christmas Too’

Monday, December 16 by

The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Movie Trailers That Say Nothing – WP

Trailers are designed to seduce and allure each of it's viewers into partaking with their hard earned cash just to escape from their dreary lives for an hour or two....

3 Of The Best And 3 Of The Worst Movies About Rap

  Rap music and the hip-hop culture is fascinating. Just the colorful graffiti associated with the original movement is an eye-full. However, the quest to bring this world to the...

7 Native American Movies That Will Tomahawk Into Your Heart

Fighting against the powerful stupidity of racism are these stories and characters that refuse to wallow in a mire of stereotypes by displaying their humanity, be it good or evil....

7 Hero’s Journey Movies

Writer Joseph Campbell popularized the idea of the Hero's Journey – the arc of events that define virtually every myth in human history. Movies could be called a kind of...

7 Doctor Who Characters You Can Time Travel With

Everyone, well everyone not wearing a white pointed hat, is going to go after Hitler right out of the gate when time travel hits but what then? You need some...

6 Handicapped Characters Who Were Actually Handicapable

The media is regrettably a little lacking in depictions of "handicapable" individuals. People who, despite a physical handicap, are able to get out there and get things done. There are...

The 9 Most Offensive Asian Characters Ever In Film

Hollywood has had an embarrassing legacy of racist stereotypes in film. One of the most common is Asian stereotypes–be it from "yellow peril" villains like Fu Manchu or buffoons like...

5 Italian Sex Scenes You Don?t Need A Translator To Understand

Those pesky Europeans get all the luck. First of all they get to drink from an obscenely young age and not risk being ostracized or imprisoned by the locals for...

The 6 Creepiest Incestuous Couples From TV And Film

Incest is a horrific act to commit, yet for some reason it seems to populate many of cinemas most celebrated and respected films. What does this mean? Are Hollywood trying...

5 Asian Gang Movies You Shouldn’t Mess With

Joe Shishido should be a familiar face to any fan of the Japanese Another guy you should familiarize yourself with is the director Seijun Suzuki. His ultra-stylish and extra-crazy Japanese...

6 Movie Characters Who Knew Too Much

Well, it says it right there in the title. James Stewart is vacationing in India with his family when through no fault of his own he ends up hearing the...

7 Monster Hunter Movies Every Man Should Watch

Blood On The Crown, 6 of The Most Vicious Movie Kings of All Time

When given the key to the kingdom, as well as the dungeon, a king can find that the dark side is just too enticing to not spend at least a...

5 British Noir Movies You Should See At Least Once

The intimacy of black and white noir film gives the shadows a gravity that pulls you deeper into the stories. There's no CGI to cover up questionable storytelling (holler if...

6 World War 3 Movies You Hope Never Come True

If the next world war hit there wouldn’t be enough time to truly celebrate the end of the world even if you ended up restarting civilization in an abandoned party...

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