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Mom Tries And Fails To Explain ‘Inception’

Tuesday, November 4 by

If it’s any consolation, it confused us too.

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‘Minions’ Trailer Reveals Kevin, Stuart, and Bob’s Life Before Gru

Tuesday, November 4 by

The gibberish-speaking, banana-gobbling, thumb-shaped henchmen from the Despicable Me movies are getting their own movie in July 2015.

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Cinemax Producers Allowed To Sue Actress Who Wouldn’t Show Her Boobs

Tuesday, November 4 by

It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.

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Parents Continue To Torment Their Kids On Halloween, All For Jimmy Kimmel

Tuesday, November 4 by

They lied to their kids about eating all their candy. Really nice work, parents.

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’50 Shades Of Grey’ Will Offer No Male Nudity, So Let’s All Find Something Else To Watch

Monday, November 3 by

No dongs, but perhaps butts.

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HBO’s ‘Girls’ Offers Up A 4th Season Preview That Will Make Us Fall In Hate With Lena Dunham All Over Again

Monday, November 3 by

This clip promises that the Girls might be less terrible, but still unhappy.

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Nicolas Winding Refn To Try His Hand At Neon-Lit Horror

Monday, November 3 by

One for the ladies.

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Annnnndddd…Christian Bale Has Quit That Steve Jobs Biopic He Just Joined

Monday, November 3 by

WHO KNEW PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD COULD BE SO FICKLE?

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John Oliver, Nick Offerman, And Jon Benjamin Make Fun Of Home Depot And Lowe’s

Monday, November 3 by

There’s so much to make fun of!

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‘Fast & Furious 7′ Trailer Isn’t Messing Around

Monday, November 3 by

That was awesome.

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Channing Tatum Will Play ‘X-Men’s Gambit In A Franchise Spinoff From Marvel

Monday, November 3 by

I feel like I should be on Marvel’s PR payroll with how much news of theirs we report.

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Think You Can Spot Every Horror Reference In ‘The Cabin In The Woods’?

Monday, November 3 by

It’s a fool’s errand.

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Grumpy Cat’s A Real B-Word In Trailer For ‘Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever’

Monday, November 3 by

Why do you push people away, Grumpy Cat?

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Review: ‘Nightcrawler’

Friday, October 31 by

If Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo, then Gyllenhaal is the goddamn Kuz’kina Mat in Nightcrawler

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Christopher Nolan Hasn’t Ruled Out A Return To Superhero Films

Friday, October 31 by

He likes easy money. So sue him.

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Those pesky Europeans get all the luck. First of all they get to drink from an obscenely young age and not risk being ostracized or imprisoned by the locals for...

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Incest is a horrific act to commit, yet for some reason it seems to populate many of cinemas most celebrated and respected films. What does this mean? Are Hollywood trying...

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Joe Shishido should be a familiar face to any fan of the Japanese Another guy you should familiarize yourself with is the director Seijun Suzuki. His ultra-stylish and extra-crazy Japanese...

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Well, it says it right there in the title. James Stewart is vacationing in India with his family when through no fault of his own he ends up hearing the...

7 Monster Hunter Movies Every Man Should Watch

Blood On The Crown, 6 of The Most Vicious Movie Kings of All Time

When given the key to the kingdom, as well as the dungeon, a king can find that the dark side is just too enticing to not spend at least a...

5 British Noir Movies You Should See At Least Once

The intimacy of black and white noir film gives the shadows a gravity that pulls you deeper into the stories. There's no CGI to cover up questionable storytelling (holler if...

6 World War 3 Movies You Hope Never Come True

If the next world war hit there wouldn’t be enough time to truly celebrate the end of the world even if you ended up restarting civilization in an abandoned party...

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