‘The Artist’ Wins Best Picture

Sunday, February 26 by

A movie with no dialogue is preferable to a movie with dialogue written by Woody Allen.

Meryl Streep

Meryl Streep Wins Third Oscar For ‘The Iron Lady’

Sunday, February 26 by

Good for her.

Jean Dujardin

Jean Dujardin Wins Best Actor

Sunday, February 26 by

Damn, really?

"Have zeese engraved weez my name on eet."

Michel Hazanavicius Wins Best Director Oscar For ‘The Artist’

Sunday, February 26 by

A major score for mimes everywhere.

You just got Plum'd.

Christopher Plummer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actor Oscar

Sunday, February 26 by

Adjust your Oscars pool accordingly.

"When the free samples woman turns her back, we strike."

Octavia Spencer Is The Winner Of The 2012 Best Supporting Actress Oscar

Sunday, February 26 by

Her own maid must be so proud.

I thought the whole point of the passage of time was that we didn't have to be subjected to films that look like this anymore.

What You’ve All Been Waiting For: The 2012 Independent Spirit Awards

Sunday, February 26 by

The big night is finally here!


Check Out Nearly 2 Minutes From Season 2 Of ‘Game Of Thrones’

Saturday, February 25 by

If you think you can handle it, that is.

In this film, wang abounds.

‘Wanderlust’ Isn’t Perfect, But Neither Are You

Friday, February 24 by

If you’re in the mood for a comedy, you can do a lot worse than this film.

Will Ferrell returns, and there are cannons involved.

If You Only Watch One Episode Of ‘Eastbound & Down’ This Season, Make It Sunday’s

Friday, February 24 by

This episode might be the strangest thing I’ve seen on TV…in a good way.

And the Oscar goes to...

7 Oscar Categories That Should Exist (And Who Would Win Them)

Friday, February 24 by

The fact that Hobo with a Shotgun isn’t going to win a single award is a god damn travesty.

This schtick could get old fast.

Sacha Baron Cohen’s Dictator Responds To Being Banned From Oscars

Friday, February 24 by

Ugh, it’s so hard to care.


10 Celebs Who Will Be Snubbed By The Oscar Death Montage

Friday, February 24 by

Gone and forgotten…


Catsterpiece Classics Presents ‘Downton Tabby’

Friday, February 24 by

From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.

Why would you watch the Oscars when you could be watching a mediocre cartoon dubbed in Spanish?

9 Things You Should Watch Instead Of The Oscars

Friday, February 24 by

Zombies vs Meaningless Award Show

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