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Clive Owen To Star In His 1,348th Consecutive Thriller

Wednesday, April 6 by

He couldn’t just let a perfectly good can of mustache wax go to waste, guys.

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Robert Redford Is Starring In A Baseball Period Piece…Again

Wednesday, April 6 by

Redford will play the guy that introduced the batting helmet to the majors. Also, he helped tear down the color barrier, but mostly the helmet thing.

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29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History

Wednesday, April 6 by

As a result of compiling this list, I’ve been desensitized to the point where my penis didn’t even budge while watching the three-way scene from Wild Things. I hope you’re happy.

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Sofia Vergara Is Now Easily The Sexiest Actor In ‘The Three Stooges’

Wednesday, April 6 by

I don’t care if this casting decision makes any sense. I love it. It’s genius.

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William Fichtner To Make ‘Elysium’ More Awesomer

Wednesday, April 6 by

Wanna see how excited William Fichtner is about this news? Click and find out.

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Review: House ‘The Dig’

Wednesday, April 6 by

This is it, folks. The “House” episode Thirteen fans have been waiting for.

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JJ Abrams Executive Producing Books Now Too

Wednesday, April 6 by

Greg Grunberg will undoubtedly provide the book-on-tape narration.

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Review: Wrecked

Wednesday, April 6 by

Definitely outstanding work for a first feature.

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Carrie Anne-Moss And Malcolm McDowell Enlisted To Make Next ‘Silent Hill’ Less Awful

Wednesday, April 6 by

Carrie-Anne Moss’s career path recently has led her to seriously consider a career in bartending and/or heavy drinking.

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Serkis Slithers His Way Into Second Unit Director Gig On ‘The Hobbit’

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Do you think he’ll take off the mo-cap suit while directing?

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Stallone Eyes Walter Hill As His Rebound Director For ‘Headshot’

Wednesday, April 6 by

Sly could have waited a few days at least out of consideration for Wayne Kramer’s feelings, but that’s just not who Sly is.

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‘Attack The Block’ Headed To American Screens

Wednesday, April 6 by

Let’s hope it’s subtitled.

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Review: Stake Land

Wednesday, April 6 by

The basic idea of the story is familiar, but I’m always up for another “surviving the wasteland” adventure.

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Watch Jessica Alba Pretend To Love Math In Trailer For ‘An Invisible Sign’

Wednesday, April 6 by

There are numbers everywhere, man.

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Hugh Jackman To Take Viggo Mortensen’s Sloppy ‘Snow White’ Seconds?

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Darren Aronofsky’s bizarre decision to spend more time with his family has opened up the actor’s schedule for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’.

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