Screen Junkies

Fox News Gives Glenn Beck Something New To Cry About

Glenn Beck is gonna have to go back to the conspiracy drawing board, because his Fox News show is coming to an end. Who’s behind all this? NPR? The Obama Administration?

Fox Adds Exciting New Words To ‘Rise Of The Apes’ Title

Wednesday, April 6 by Geoffrey Golden

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.

Javier Bardem “In” For Never-Ending ‘Dark Tower’ Series?

Wednesday, April 6 by Geoffrey Golden

Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?

Rob Riggle Joins Very Serious ’21 Jump Street’ Movie

Wednesday, April 6 by Geoffrey Golden

Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.

Casting Round-Up: Penelope Cruz, Thandie Newton, Jay Baruchel, And Maggie Grace

Wednesday, April 6 by Geoffrey Golden

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

Orlando Bloom Says Legolas Is Likely To Be In ‘The Hobbit’

Wednesday, April 6 by Fred Topel

At his latest press junket, he gave good indications that Peter Jackson wants Legolas back.

Links Away: Fan-Made ‘X-Men’ Trailer Gets All Retro

Wednesday, April 6 by Reza F.

Here’s something for any X-Men fans who wish that First Class had taken more of a retro approach in look and feel.

Mark Ruffalo Talks Hulk Prep, Script Work, And Being #3

Wednesday, April 6 by Fred Topel

Hulk is his generation’s Hamlet.

Clive Owen To Star In His 1,348th Consecutive Thriller

Wednesday, April 6 by Penn Collins

He couldn’t just let a perfectly good can of mustache wax go to waste, guys.

Robert Redford Is Starring In A Baseball Period Piece…Again

Wednesday, April 6 by Penn Collins

Redford will play the guy that introduced the batting helmet to the majors. Also, he helped tear down the color barrier, but mostly the helmet thing.

29 Greatest Thong Scenes In Cinema History

Wednesday, April 6 by Jame Gumb

As a result of compiling this list, I’ve been desensitized to the point where my penis didn’t even budge while watching the three-way scene from Wild Things. I hope you’re happy.