This article rains on a lot of people's parades.

This South African Guy Was Trapped In A Cave With Zombies For Three Years

Tuesday, February 7 by

Unless he’s lying, which I really hope he isn’t, cause then this article would be pointless.

He's laughin', he's havin' a good time.

Hey Man, That Bob Marley Doc Is Coming Out On 4/20. Sick!

Tuesday, February 7 by

Wouldn’t it be great if we all got really stoned then saw this movie on 4/20? Yeah, it would.

Snow Tat

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Junk Destruction: 8 Horrifying Scenes Of Movie Genital Mutilation

Tuesday, February 7 by

This was not a fun article to write.


The Second Cut Is The Deepest: ‘Machete’ Sequel Is A Go

Tuesday, February 7 by

They just keep f***ing with the wrong Mexican.


The 12 Biggest Flops Of The Past 12 Years

Tuesday, February 7 by

Starring Nicole Kidman is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Links Away: Superman Explained

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Wow. She's...she's very...very handsome.

Hooray For Hollywood: Musician Arrested For Trying To Run Over Park Ranger

Monday, February 6 by

It’s about time people started trying to run over well-meaning park workers. They’ve had it too good for too long.

Community Fighter Turbo

Monday, February 6 by


‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Just Might Match The Hype

Monday, February 6 by

Marc Webb seems to have found a balance of style and substance that many films, especially comic book adaptations, struggle to find.

We'd rather read.

9 On-Demand Channels We’d Like To See Instead Of Ryan Gosling

Monday, February 6 by

There’s got to be something better on.

Seriously, guys. Pay attention. This is important. Guys?

7 Molehills (Besides MIA) The Parents Television Council Have Turned Into Mountains

Monday, February 6 by

If we stop paying attention to them, they’ll wither up and die.


9 Movie Hangovers Worse Than The One You’re Feeling

Monday, February 6 by

We promise no loud noises.

Teach me how to Uggie.

Uggie (The Dog From ‘The Artist’) Is Sick!!!

Monday, February 6 by

He just wants to retire into a normal doggie life. Why won’t we let him?


12 Potential Sponsors For The “Kodak” Theater

Monday, February 6 by

Brett Ratner need not apply.

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