He sees all.

Rob Lowe’s Other Predictions For 2012

Thursday, January 19 by

He’s like a wizard from the future.

"Haters gonna hate." *stab*

9 Celebrity Dads Who Would Be Worse Fathers Than OJ Simpson

Thursday, January 19 by

Don’t get me wrong, finding out your dad was O.J. would still be completely and totally horrible…

I hope it wasn't an aspiring actor. Hollywood is running low on those.

Good News For The Guy Who Got His Head Cut Off In Hollywood: They Found His Hands And Feet!

Thursday, January 19 by

If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!


7 Reimagined Presidential Biopics We’d Like To See

Thursday, January 19 by

Apart from the space aliens and demons, these are all pretty much historically accurate.

He later pooped on it.

Yep, Now There’s An Award Show For Dogs

Thursday, January 19 by

At least the thank you speeches will be short.


31 Pictures Of ‘Lovelace’ Actress Amanda Seyfried

Thursday, January 19 by

No, it’s not a Deep Throat remake.

Thanks, Chuck!

‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It

Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

Links Away: Student Film Oscars

Wednesday, January 18 by


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Films We Can’t Wait To See At Sundance (NextMovie)

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Kramer Discovers Skrillex (TotallyCrap)

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Real Steel

Review: Give ‘Real Steel’ A Second Chance On Blu-Ray And DVD

Wednesday, January 18 by

This film deserved to do better.


9 Idiotic Celebrity Quotes About September 11th

Wednesday, January 18 by

Thanks for weighing in, idiots.


Underworld: Awakening

Wednesday, January 18 by

Director: Måns Mårlind, Björn Stein Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Michael Ealy, India Eisley Synopsis: When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene…

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.

Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome

Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

It's an "I'm sorry you have Type II Diabetes" cake.

7 Paula Deen Recipes That Would Give Superman Diabetes

Wednesday, January 18 by

This collection of recipes is how they turned Eddie Murphy into The Klumps.

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.

Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign

Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."

Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk

Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

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