Insatiable ball-guzzlers.

‘Hungry Hungry Hippos’ Movie Moves Forward. Somewhere, An Angel Dies.

Thursday, October 4 by

The balls will be played by Andy Serkis.


‘Cooking With Walken’ Episode One: Chicken

Thursday, October 4 by

I didn’t see him wash his hands once.


Bruce Willis And Some Guy Team Up In ‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ Teaser

Thursday, October 4 by

What if 007 went through the Plainfield NJ school system?


Rob Zombie’s ‘Lords of Salem’ Is A Radical Departure From — Just Kidding

Thursday, October 4 by

aka Roman Polanski’s ‘The Addams Family.’


69 Depraved Frank Reynolds GIFs

Wednesday, October 3 by


Brace yourself for some truly terrible medical care.

Nicki Minaj, Who Looks Like Kind Of A Bitch, Upset That Mariah Carey Called Her A Bitch

Wednesday, October 3 by

TMZ, our de facto newsgathering partner on uneventful days, has broken news that Nicki Minaj was responding to Mariah Carey’s insults when she went off on the on the diva….

Still holding out for the spinoff 'Here Comes Chalky!'

Boardwalk Empire Already Given One More Season To Live Up To Its Potential

Wednesday, October 3 by

In case that wasn’t clear, it was renewed for season four.

Hal gives a "necktie."

The Screen Junkies Show: Tips 2 Not Be TAKEN 2

Wednesday, October 3 by

In honor of Taken 2 – where Liam Neeson’s family gets taken by Albanians… AGAIN – Hal hunts down security experts to help ensure that he, his family, and you the audience – do not get took.


The Weather Channel Will Be Naming Storms Now, And There’s Nothing Any Of Us Can Do About

Tuesday, October 2 by

Finally, some news we care about!!!


‘Liam Neeson: The Musical’ Is Way Better Than ‘Ralph Fiennes: The Musical’

Tuesday, October 2 by

Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.


Kevin Costner Has A Soul Patch As Well As A New Film With McG

Tuesday, October 2 by

Neither are a good idea.

A nation of weirdos mourns.

NBC Passing On That ‘Munsters’ Reboot, Probably So They Can Pick Up Something Even Worse

Tuesday, October 2 by

It’s too logical a decision, so let’s all wait for the other shoe to drop.


Meet The New Agents Of Joss Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’

Tuesday, October 2 by

They’re even more Whedon-y than you’d think.

His blurry face is almost certainly symbolic of something. BUT WHAT?

We’ve Got The Second Season Premiere Of ‘Homeland’ For You To Watch

Monday, October 1 by

It’s legal, so it’s guilt-free!


Watch The ‘Dexter’ Premiere Right Here

Monday, October 1 by

Courtesy of Showtime

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