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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Inside The Actors Studio Episodes That Prove Celebrities Are Crazy

James Lipton has helped to mold and educate young thespians since 1994 with his candid and often enlightening interviews with Hollywood royalty. Many of these discussions have revealed some unpleasant...

The 7 Most Memorable Movie Bikinis

    It’s hard not to get excited about the thought of some of the most beautiful and talented women in the world donning their bikinis and sunning themselves by...

6 African Movies That Every Westerner Should See

Life for the average African is turbulent. A cycle of poverty, disease, warfare and corruption is what greets them each day. Several movies powerfully capture a slice of life on...

The 6 Most Evil Robots In TV And Movies

Some robots on movies and television apparently never met Isaac Asimov. The famous science fiction writer created laws of robotics that dictate that robots could not harm humans and were...

7 Revenge Movies You Should Seek Out At Any Cost

Revenge is a simple formula for driving the action in many movies. A bunch of bad characters terrorize the main protagonist and do something to harm or kill their loved...

5 Movie CIA Agents Who You Could Never Really Trust

The Central Intelligence Agency doesn't consider "trustworthiness" to be among the key attributes necessary for admission. That's probably because in order to be a spy, you have to be able...

The 5 Most Gruesome Deaths In Cinema

  Murderous, gruesome and horrible deaths are a staple of the movie industry. Some of the most brutal and graphic deaths will stay with movie goers for years after they...

The 5 Hottest Water Sex Scenes In Movie History

    It’s not enough just to have a movie scene with great sex. Well, it is, but not for our purposes. There’s something quite dramatic when water is added...

The 5 Greatest Sci Fi Romance Movies

Science fiction and romance usually mix like oil and water. Who wants a sappy love story getting in the way of a good space battle? There are times when romance...

6 Shows Like Lost That Will Leave You Confused After Every Episode

Series that get you from point A to point B don’t take much more thinking effort on your part than choosing what frozen pizza to buy and that’s perfectly fine...

5 Reincarnation Movies Every Buddhist Should Watch

Whether you’re hoping to be reborn to avoid the flock of exes waiting for you in a very warm place while holding baseball bats or you just want one more...

5 Movie Princesses Who Didn’t Need Saving

It probably gets boring staying up in towers and ordering serfs around when you’re living the life of a princess. Luckily you can always break the stereotypical princess mold and...

5 Movie Pool Scenes You Will Never Forget

5 Comedy Movies About Law Enforcement

  Police work is almost always serious and vital. Police are on the front lines in the battle between people who follow the rules in society and those who go...

5 Heroic Quotes From Movies Every Man Should Know

From the imaginary green to the based on actual human beings, heroism rings true when the action behind the act is as true as the words. Stand a little straighter...

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