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‘Taken’ With A Real Dad Has A Different Particular Set Of Skills

Thursday, August 2 by

At least he knows how to use the Google.

So close yet so far

Dan Aykroyd Making ‘Ghostbusters 3′ Without Bill Murray, Is Dickless

Thursday, August 2 by

What did you do, Ray?!

Uncanny.

Christopher Eccleston Will Get Hit With A Hammer In ‘Thor 2′

Thursday, August 2 by

Good news for nerds everywhere.

Pirates: not as cool as the ones in the movies.

Here Are The Effects Of Online Piracy

Wednesday, August 1 by

A thorough infographic as to the costs of online piracy.

"Boop!"

Vince Vaughn Is Producing A ‘Brady Bunch’ Reboot For CBS. (I Swear To God, That’s What The News Is Saying.)

Wednesday, August 1 by

It will be just like the old one, only way less original!

Is he even awake? Somebody poke him with a stick.

Dan Harmon Chasing Deals At Fox And CBS After ‘Community’

Wednesday, August 1 by

But will his work be fawned over by the Internet? Answer: YES.

I can't stay mad at you!

7 Greatest TV Detectives Of All Time

Wednesday, August 1 by

They’re like grown-up Encyclopedia Browns. All of them.

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C3-Bieb-O Wants To Be Your Droidfriend

Tuesday, July 31 by

Welcome to the Swagobah System.

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‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Director Invited To Play With ‘Masters Of The Universe’

Tuesday, July 31 by

As awesome as this sounds, it could, sadly, put us one step closer to ‘Go-Bots: The Rise of Cy-kill’.

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Rest Assured, Javier Bardem Has Silly Hair In Full ‘Skyfall’ Trailer

Tuesday, July 31 by

Ha, ha. It looks like Muppet hair.

Jesus. He's looking right at you. Say something, or he'll just keep doing it.

‘Rush Hour 4′ Is In The Works, Says Producer Whose Words You Can Understand Coming Out Of His Mouth

Monday, July 30 by

This will allow Chris Tucker to do absolutely nothing of consequence for the ten years or so.

Zach Galifianakis looks tired. Tired of explaining this to you.

Zach Galifianakis And Paul F. Tompkins Hold The World’s Funniest Conversation

Monday, July 30 by

It’s two of the funniest deadpan comics in the world, talking to each other. You might want to check this out.

We get it. You're pensive. Jeez.

OK, NOW ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Be Three Films

Monday, July 30 by

If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.

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New Trailer Shows ‘Silent Hill’ Still A Crappy Place To Live

Friday, July 27 by

And the tax incentives suck.

Clearly too old for this shit.

Everyone Comes To Their Damn Senses: ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Cancelled

Friday, July 27 by

No takebacks!

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