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They say his smile is insured with Lloyd's of London for $3 million.

Eight Truths And A Lie About Birthday Boy Wilford Brimley

Tuesday, September 27 by

When we telephoned Brimley to get a quote for the piece, he offered up, “Don’t call this number again, dammit.”

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Lionsgate Brings ‘Dead Island’ Zombies To The Big Screen

Tuesday, September 27 by

Lots and lots of undead gore.

"I have very good references!!"

In Honor Of Sly Stone: 11 Formerly Homeless Celebrities

Tuesday, September 27 by

Even the ridiculously attractive can be homeless.

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‘Human Centipede 2′ Trailer: Gross! It’s In Black & White!

Tuesday, September 27 by

At least it’s not 3D.

Why don't they make a show about relationships?

7 New Fall Shows That Won’t Be Here Next Spring

Tuesday, September 27 by

Place your bets.

It's time for Mick's breastfeeding once again.

Mick Jagger Hires Josh Olson To Pen Adult Thriller, ‘Tabloid’

Tuesday, September 27 by

No nude scenes, please.

He shouldn't have sent back the french toast.

7 Reasons Why DJ Qualls May Have Been Beaten By Police

Tuesday, September 27 by

What happens when a random crime isn’t so random after all.

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, son." "Keeps me warm."

WOLVERINES!!! ‘Red Dawn’ Remake To Be Released Next Year

Monday, September 26 by

It turns out that the studios didn’t want to offend China, lest they decide to boycott bootlegging the film.

"Alas, poor Yorick! He was a bitch."

‘Boardwalk Empire’ Star Michael K. Williams Likely To Join ‘Django Unchained’

Monday, September 26 by

Hopefully he’ll be cast in the role of Bad Motherf***er.

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Take The ‘Is That Patti Stanger Or Chewbacca’ Challenge

Monday, September 26 by

‘Patti once pulled a man’s arms out of their sockets after losing a game of canasta.’

This is as sexy as scripted network TV gets, folks.

The Women Of ‘Pan Am’ Can Be Used As Flotation Devices

Monday, September 26 by

Even in 60′s, the in-flight entertainment was Everybody Loves Raymond.

Oh my God! SHUT UP!

The 9 Whiniest Characters In Film History

Monday, September 26 by

It’s a good thing they’re around to point out what’s wrong with everything.

'Game' on! Get it?

The ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 2 Teaser Is Better Than Sex (I Assume)

Monday, September 26 by

Winter is coming…but ‘Game of Thrones’ isn’t until Spring.

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHA..."

10 Movies That Make Hacking Look Surprisingly Easy

Monday, September 26 by

Someone needs some Norton Anti-Virus.

MILF!

‘Man Of Steel’s’ New Mom Is Hot

Monday, September 26 by

The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.

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