I'm lacing them up now, ma'am.

HBO Renews ‘Veep’ Because ‘Veep’ Is Amazing And Funny

Wednesday, May 1 by

If only real politics was this funny.

John, Jon.

John Oliver To Take Over ‘Daily Show’ For Two Months Until Jon Stewart Returns In September

Wednesday, May 1 by

Stewart’s taking off to direct ‘Rosewater’, which I hope is more interesting than its title.

whacking day

Snake Bite Transforms ‘Man Vs Wild’ Producer’s Foot Into A ‘Walking Dead’ Prop

Wednesday, May 1 by

Do not click this link until Doomsday.

Girlfriend is all up in it!

Pursuant To Television Law, Oprah Will Interview Jason Collins

Wednesday, May 1 by

Ope-rah! Ope-rah!


Allison Williams Being Considered For ‘Fantastic Four’

Wednesday, May 1 by

Hipster Reed Richards approves of this news.


Willie Nelson Auditions For The Role Of Gandalf

Tuesday, April 30 by

The role’s already taken but nice effort, Willie.

"COWABOOGABOOGA," as the Ninja Turtles so often say!!!

Michael Bay Says ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film Isn’t About Aliens After All

Tuesday, April 30 by

Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?


Now Alexander Skarsgard Could Be ‘The Crow’

Tuesday, April 30 by

Unless he isn’t.

Is that even Robert Downey in there? How will we ever know for sure?

‘Iron Man 2′ Gets Its ‘Honest Trailer’

Tuesday, April 30 by

This one is all praise. No criticism. Just kidding.


‘Twilight’ Producers To Produce Hillary Clinton Fan-Fic ‘Rodham’

Tuesday, April 30 by

Saoirse Ronan is going to look silly in pantsuits.

Scientists at M.I.T. recently published a study that Quvenzhané Wallis is infinity times more likable and tolerable than Willow Smith, the actress first considered for the role.

Jamie Foxx To Help Daddy Warbucks To Become ‘Benjamin Stacks’ In Jay-Z’s ‘Annie’ Remake

Monday, April 29 by

Jay-Z has gone from selling crack and ‘Reasonable Doubt’ to putting together hip-hop musicals with Will Smith. Not jiggy, dude. UN-jiggy.

I'm calling for an appearance of the rat stick in this film.

Charlie Day Does A Killer J.J. Abrams Impersonation In The ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer

Monday, April 29 by

Big robots are the natural predators of big aliens.


Man At Arms: Crafting Captain America’s Shield

Monday, April 29 by

Not only is it sturdy and durable, but you can eat off of it when you run out of plates.

You can get the gist of both installments just by looking at this picture.

‘Pretty Far Along’ Is How Soderbergh Describes ‘Magic Mike 2′ Status

Monday, April 29 by

They’re probably just making a sequel so McConaughey can keep expensing his trainer.

Consider me warned.

J.J. Abrams Eyes Stephen King’s ’11/22/63′, Because He’s Got So Much Time On His Hands

Monday, April 29 by

Will J.J. Abrams be willing to take on a drama with elements of science fiction? Yes.

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