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“Tucker and Dale vs Evil” Actress Chelan Simmons

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Chee-lan? Chey-lan? Shu-lawn?

Why? Eh, why not.

60 Years In The Making: ‘The Honeymoaners’

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If only my grandma could have lived to see this.

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Nine Creepier Than Creepy Episodes of ‘Law and Order: SVU’

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Sometimes we think they should just rename Law and Order: SVU to Semen in the Chest Cavity.

It worked so well the first time, why not try again?

Steve Carell To Join ‘Moneyball’ Director, Murder A Wrestler In ‘Foxcatcher’

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No foreign objects!

" Hi! My name is Lex, and I bother more people in this film than the T-Rex does."

9 Obnoxious Child Characters That Make Me Want To Get My Tubes Tied

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Quiet, little ones. The adults are talking.

Links Away: Quigley is…Gary Busey

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Jordan Carver Sexiness (GorillaMask)

Zoe James Hotness (CagePotato)

Clips From American Juggalo (FilmDrunk)

Movie Heroes That Couldn’t Hack It (Smosh)

The Greatest Vibrator Commercial Ever (Holytaco)

Michael Jacksons…Corpse? (CelebJihad)

UP Meets Dead Island (Unreality)

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How To Catch A Cougar (MadeMan)

Charlize Theron Is Now Single (Ehowa)

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How To Dress Like Kurt Cobain (ModernMan)

Brittany Snow Hotness (Maxim)

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The Deus Ex Conspiracy Handbook (GameFront)

Remembering Greg Giraldo (TuVez)

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In Todays Dyslexic News (FunnyorDie)

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Director: Jonathan Levine Cast: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, Anna Kendrick Synopsis: A comedic account of a 27-year-old guy’s cancer diagnosis, and his subsequent struggle to beat the disease. Release Date: September 30, 2011

The spark of love is kindled in the "Weird" Al Yankovic section.

7 Terrible Movies To See On A Date

Thursday, September 29 by

Nothing kills the mood like misery, violence, and Jennifer Aniston.

I would charge the shit out of this kid.

7 Movie Baseball Players Less Clutch Than A-Rod

Thursday, September 29 by

This roster sports a monkey, a crippled kid, and Tommy Lee Jones. They’ll be out of the hunt by the All-Star break.

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‘Contraband’ Trailer Pulls Mark Wahlberg Back In

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Also features a semi-dressed Kate Beckinsale.

It's National Coffee Day! Ugh.

In Honor Of National Coffee Day: 8 Celebrities With Stunted Growth

Thursday, September 29 by

Here’s a shortlist of Hollywood’s shortest.

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‘What’s Your Number?’ Actress Tika Sumpter

Thursday, September 29 by

Seriously, what’s her number?

This show looks so f*cking fabulous I just threw my desk chair across the room.

Why Did It Take So Long For Nelson Mandela’s Granddaughters To Get Their Own Reality Show?

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“We’re not the African Kardashians.” – Then why would we watch?

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‘Girls Don’t Always Fall Down’: Our Wes Craven Interview

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Wes Craven’s talks about remakes, ‘Scream 4′, and strong female characters.

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Have A Good Cry With The ‘Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close’ Trailer

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Thanks a bunch, Al Qaeda.

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