LATEST HEADLINES

Links Away: Community – Parks & Rec Style

Thursday, December 1 by


Mark Paul on Save By The Bell (AOLTV)

Charlize Theron: Nerd (MovieFone)

Fake Criterions For Shitty Movies (FilmDrunk)

Top 10 Non-Animated Disney Movies (TheCelebrityCafe)

Texts From Bennett (Holytaco)

Lariya Daniels Hotness (GorillaMask)

2011 Holdiay Gift Guide (ModernMan)

Daisy Duke Hotness (DoubleViking)

Emily Browning Hotness (MadeMan)

Cabin In The Woods Looks Epic (SlashFilm)

Elisabetta Canalis Hotness (Ehowa)

Jon Stewart Mocks Brian Williams (HuffComedy)

Sympathy For Dane Cook (MovieLine)

THIS Is An Important Phone Call (ForkParty)

Kirsten Dunst Hotness (Gunaxin)

Hugo Gets Honors…For Making 0 Dollars (NextMovie)

Jacqui Ainsley Hotness (Coed)

THIS Is a First Class Van (Gunaxin)

Female Wrestler Faceplant (TotalProSports)

The Thunder Gun Express (WarmingGlow)

Jessica Simpson Reclaims Pregnancy (NSFW)

 

You keep those headphones away from Zach Braff, Natalie. AWAY FROM HIM!

Grammy Time: 7 Great Soundtracks To 7 Horrible Films

Thursday, December 1 by

One of these films contains a collaboration between Mudhoney and Sir-Mix-A-Lot, who I just found out is not an actual knight.

Look at that bike! It's as big as he is! But still not that big...

Tom Cruise To Die Over And Over And Over Again In ‘All You Need Is Kill’

Thursday, December 1 by

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

Go ahead, make my President's Day.

9 Pictures Of Daniel Day-Lewis As Abe Lincoln Being Assassinated

Thursday, December 1 by

This ain’t your great-great grandfathers assassination.

nicole-scherzinger-pool-3

‘The X Factor’ Judge Nicole Scherzinger

Thursday, December 1 by

Coming soon: “The Why? Factor.”

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.

The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day

Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

Save the Clock Tower!

Save The Clock Tower! And These Other Movie Landmarks

Thursday, December 1 by

Nobody steps on a church in my town.

Piers-Morgan-jpg

Piers Morgan Really Misses Patrice O’Neal

Thursday, December 1 by

She seemed like a nice lady.

Comparing this to what Ben Kingsley or Morgan Freeman does makes zero sense.

Andy Serkis Should Not Be Eligible For An Academy Award

Thursday, December 1 by

Andy Serkis is the only person doing what he’s doing. He doesn’t need an award for that distinction.

john-carter

‘John Carter’ Officially Has A Trailer

Thursday, December 1 by

Not only can he breathe on Mars, but he can kick serious ass on Mars.

Links Away: Camel Punch

Wednesday, November 30 by


Jon Hamm Increasingly Funny (AOLTV)

It’s OK To Not Love The Muppets (Moviefone)

Perfect Clothes In Hot Babes (TheCelebrityCafe)

15 Harry Potter GIFs (Smosh)

Batgirl Begins (Unreality)

Shannon Ihrke Hotness (CagePotato)

Santa Loves Guns (Holytaco)

Lariya Daniels Hotness (GorillaMask)

Things Guys Can’t Get Away With (ModernMan)

The Hottest Babe You’ll See Today (DoubleViking)

Bad Habits That Make You Healthy (MadeMan)

Bridget Jones…Baby (SlashFilm)

Heather Graham Hotness (Ehowa)

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On (HuffComedy)

Critically Acclaimed Movie Jokes (MovieLine)

Dog Grocery Shops Alone (ForkParty)

Kickass Mexican Music (Gunaxin)

The Best Trailers of 2010 (NextMovie)

Erin Heatherton Hotness (Coed)

Epic Dance Disasters (Gunaxin)

Maria Kirilenko Hotness (TotalProSports)

The Best Of Patrice O’Neal (WarmingGlow)

Pippa Middletons Hot Ass (NSFW)

 

Shrim!

It’s Shrim Time: ‘Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Teaser Trailer Is Here

Wednesday, November 30 by

Shrim, whatever that means!

"It's a goldmine!!"

5 Most Nauseating Reality Show Pregnancies

Wednesday, November 30 by

These are more disgusting than the birthing scene in ‘Beloved’.

So long, Movember...

Help Screen Junkies Celebrate The Last Day Of Movember

Wednesday, November 30 by

Donate to Movember or I’ll blow your head off.

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!

William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud

Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

MORE