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OK, NOW ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Be Three Films

Monday, July 30 by

If “Hobbit” wasn’t such a fun word to type, I’d be pissed about getting the runaround on this story for the past two weeks.

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New Trailer Shows ‘Silent Hill’ Still A Crappy Place To Live

Friday, July 27 by

And the tax incentives suck.

Clearly too old for this shit.

Everyone Comes To Their Damn Senses: ‘Indiana Jones 5′ Cancelled

Friday, July 27 by

No takebacks!

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‘Cloud Atlas’ Trailer Stars Hanks, Berry, & Also Hanks

Friday, July 27 by

‘Multiplicity’ technology has come a long way.

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Let’s Trip Balls With Bob Ross Remixed

Thursday, July 26 by

This is your world. You’re the creator. There are no limits here.

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‘Powers’ Still A Priority For FX

Thursday, July 26 by

Waiting sucks.

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Dan Harmon Is In Talks To Be Unappreciated At Fox

Thursday, July 26 by

This is either going to be brilliant, or brilliant but cancelled.

Looks like a sexy Pringles can.

Called That Sh*t: Jon Hamm Has Grown A Mustache

Wednesday, July 25 by

He looks like a sexy Pringles can.

That punim.

‘Gangster Squad’ Theater Scene Reshoot Will Delay Release

Wednesday, July 25 by

There is no information about the new location in which the filmmakers will now have the gangsters violently murdered.

Awesome.

Christian Bale Visits Theater Shooting Victims

Wednesday, July 25 by

Classy move.

He looks like a 'Hunger Games' character here.

Remember Those 40,000 Wikileaks/Julian Assange Movies? Jeremy Renner Might Be In One

Tuesday, July 24 by

Ah, Assange. Hello, old friend.

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7 High School Horror Films

Tuesday, July 24 by

That’s some good teen slaying.

No beards were harmed during filming.

7 Badass Action Movies Based On Historical Events

Tuesday, July 24 by

Sometimes history is awesome. Rarely, but sometimes.

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Lumbergh Vs. Neo Is Way More Satisfying Than ‘Matrix Revolutions’

Monday, July 23 by

There is no stapler.

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Norm MacDonald Starring In Something Called ‘Vampire Dog’

Monday, July 23 by

This is real.

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