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"Seriously, bro. What's she like? What's her hair smell like??"

Jim Carrey To Make Magic With Steve Carell In ‘Burt Wonderstone’

Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s just trying to get closer to Emma Stone.

This shit's gonna be in the Hall of Presidents one day. A hall that features his narration, by the way.

Morgan Freeman For President In 2012

Wednesday, October 12 by

If you have a better candidate, I’m all ears.

Haven't the Haitians suffered enough?

16 Zombies On ‘Resident Evil’ Set Injured In Secretly-Funny Disaster

Tuesday, October 11 by

Now all the zombie will be limping and dragging their feet as they walk. Who’s going to believe that?

Links Away: Brad Pitt Ping Pong

Tuesday, October 11 by

The Funniest Pet Halloween Costumes Ever (HuffingtonPost)

Kobe’s Hilarious Story (TotalProSports)

Mayra Veronica Hotness (GorillaMask)

Other Movies You Should Sue Over Besides Drive (NextMovie)

Eight Pranks In Ultimate Fighter History (CagePotato)

This Guy Hates Robot Boxing (FilmDrunk)

Haters Gonna Hate (Smosh)

How To Properly Celebrate Columbus Day (Holytaco)

Rihanna Gets Her Ass Photographed (CelebJihad)

Kelly Brook As Indiana Jones (Unreality)

Hottie On The Set of Firefly (DoubleViking)

Little Know Facts About Steve Jobs (SocialHype)

The Top Banned Horror Movies (Moviefone)

The Sounds of Real Steel (SlashFilm)

Silence of the Lambs Recap (31Nights)

Jordana Brewster Hotness (MadeMan)

Sophie Turner Hotness (Ehowa)

Listen to Ladytron Here (USAToday)

How To Do The Perfect Slapshot (MadeMan)

Cast of Princess Bride Reunites (WarmingGlow)

Assassin’s Creed And Bombs Are Awesome (GameFront)

Aline Moraes Hotness (TuVez)

Adorable Pandas of the Day (TheDailyWhat)

Kevin James Zookeeper Remixed (NextMovie)

You've come a long way, baby.

A Look At ‘The Kraken’ Throughout Film History

Tuesday, October 11 by

Today, scientists confirmed that the Kraken was totally real. Are you really going to argue with scientists?

Write a caption that's funnier than this one if you want to win.

‘Pulp Fiction’ Caption Contest: We Have A Winner

Tuesday, October 11 by

With caption contests, there are no real winners, just a lot of losers with time to kill on the Internet.

"What did you say about my hat, fish?"

‘Austin Powers’ Actor Suspected Of Killing His Cellmate

Tuesday, October 11 by

It’s unknown whether a shoe was used.

How "urban" can a movie set in rural Louisiana get?

They Got My Letters! Lifetime To Remake ‘Steel Magnolias’ With All-Black Cast

Tuesday, October 11 by

If someone offered me a wager on whether or not this iteration will contain more or less sass, I would put my money on “more.”

Why destroy when we can build something great?

In Honor Of ‘Occupy Wall Street’: 9 Films That Were Protested

Tuesday, October 11 by

Haters gonna hate.

Sexy face, sexy outfit, sexy girl.

9 Actresses Hotter Than Rihanna, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

Tuesday, October 11 by

But would they make good mothers? Just kidding. I don’t care.

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‘Pan Am’ Actress Karine Vanasse

Tuesday, October 11 by

Air travel used to be a whole lot more enjoyable.

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‘Horrible Bosses’: The 6 Worst Workplaces In Movie History

Tuesday, October 11 by

Be glad you don’t work at any of these places.

Yep. He looks like Mark Ruffalo.

Here’s ‘The Avengers’ Trailer Marvel Is So Proud Of

Tuesday, October 11 by

This looks better than all the Marvel movies combined.

You got a permit for that thing?

Brad Pitt Busted For Smuggling ‘World War Z’ Guns Into Hungary

Tuesday, October 11 by

Load up the choppers like it’s the 731st.

Ugh. I'll take my coffee to go, please.

Gunther, Diners, and Pork: The 5 Lamest Television Hangouts

Tuesday, October 11 by

Apparently, most sitcom characters don’t drink out of boredom the same way my friends and I do.

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