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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

Wow. That does NOT look like Joaquin Phoenix.

The Trailer For ‘Inherent Vice’ Looks Like P.T. Anderson Knows How To Have Fun

Tuesday, September 30 by

Try to keep up.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!

Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.

‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix

Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

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Denzel Washington’s Ten Greatest Movie Performances

Tuesday, September 30 by

Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time. He done so much worth watching, but these are his 10 best roles.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!

Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’

Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.

Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’

Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

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The Newest ‘Simpsons’ Couch Gag Is The Weirdest

Monday, September 29 by

It’s really hard to follow and features no jokes. That said, it’s still better than ‘The Cleveland Show’.

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‘The Babadook’ Trailer Is Here To Scare The Crap Out Of You

Monday, September 29 by

You can’t get rid of the Babadook. But you shouldn’t want to either.

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Ethan Hawke Is A Time-Traveling Cop In Trailer For A Movie That Is Not ‘TimeCop’

Monday, September 29 by

It’s about a time cop but not that time cop. This one might have zombies though.

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Here’s a Fake Trailer For ‘True Detective’ Featuring Footage Of The Season 2 Stars

Monday, September 29 by

There’s been a LOT of buzz over True Detective casting the past few months, and now that we’ve got two of the stars down in Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell,…

He looks so clean cut, you just know he's a psycho.

Demetri Martin To Join Showtime’s ‘House Of Lies’

Monday, September 29 by

I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.

The sweater says "family friendly." The resume does not.

David Fincher Considered ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’, And His Idea Was Too Awesome For Disney

Monday, September 29 by

Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.

Your town may fall NEXT!

Gerard Butler Gets A New Director For ‘London Has Fallen’

Monday, September 29 by

It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

These 7 Witch Hunt Movies That Every Salem Resident Can Get Behind

If good witch flicks were alcohol, these witch hunt movies would leave you drunk for days. Starting with Arthur Miller's witch hunt domino effect, these seven witch related films define...

The 9 Largest Plot Holes In Movie History

Movie plot holes are blotted throughout cinema's history.  Whether you are able to witness them yourself or need them pointed out to you by an eager-eyed friend after the fact,...

The 6 Most Terrifying Secret Societies In Movies

Everybody loves a good society. Wait, no, "secret" — everybody loves a good secret. That's probably why secret societies are so fascinating – there's nothing more tantalizing than a secret...

The 6 Most Dead Beat Dad’s In TV And Film

The deadbeat dad is sort of a difficult character to peg down in movies and TV – after all, the thing that makes him a deadbeat is that he's never...

The 6 Coolest Black Heroes In Movies And TV

In today's post-racial society, it's a damn shame that there aren't more great black heroes in the media of movies and TV. But the ones we do have tend to...

Jim Halpert World Wide: Other Nations’ Version of The Office Star

From its roots as a hit British TV series, “The Office” has spread worldwide. The United States and various other countries have created their own versions of a documentary-style show...

The 5 Most Badass Movie Monster Hunters

Nothing can stop Ash from dispatching the hideous Deadites in the “Evil Dead” trilogy, because few monster hunters match his resourcefulness. Lose a hand? No problem, Ash simply replaces it...

The 5 Most Haunted Apartments From Movies

Ghostbusters": Sigourney Weaver literally lives in the apartment from Hell in "Ghostbusters" because it is an actual gateway to a Hell dimension. Living in such a place can cause nightmarish...

Eat Some Roadkill During These 5 Hillbilly Movies

Hillbillies can be a movie director's best friend. They embody every rural stereotype in existence. Urban dwellers believe strange things about the country. They see it as a place where...

7 Hockey Movies That Will Knock Your Teeth Out

One major reason the NFL is so popular is because pro football is a hard-hitting, smash-mouth sport. But it has nothing on hockey. From a consistent stream of brawls to...

5 Movies About Greed That Will Teach You A Lesson

Greed is a powerful driving force in life. The number of people who would sell their soul or their mother to get rich and famous is alarming when you discover...

5 Late Night Hosts Who Made America Laugh

Late night talk shows have been around almost as long as television itself. Since the 1950s, late night talk show hosts have entertained audiences with funny When Carson begin to...

7 Movie Samurai That You Wouldn?t Want To Meet In A Dark Alley

Most samurai are benign entities, fighting for good and honor in the world. But even some of those samurai you probably wouldn't be too eager to meet, lest you accidentally...

7 Human Vs. Animal Fights In Movies Where Man Lost

The battle between man and animal is perpetual and ongoing. Unfortunately for the animals, it's the humans that make most of the movies on the subject, so the overwhelming majority...

5 Heavy Metal Movies For The Casual Headbanger

The world of heavy metal can be an intimidating place to enter into if you’re not prepared. Those heavy guitar riffs can make you feel uncomfortable, for instance. Plus, all...

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