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Here's Jordan after the accident.

Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again

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GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!

Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

The 7 Most Badass Outlaw Movies Ever Made

They live away from society, constantly defying the law. They run from the authorities and commit crimes without thinking twice. They are dangerous, armed, smart, and fearless. Outlaws, no matter...

7 Of The Most Profitable Movies Ever Made

Every year, hundreds of movies come out. Some are a great success and make millions opening night, while others fizzle away without any recognition. However, those few movies that do...

6 Movie About Aids You Should Watch

AIDS is likely something many of us don't care to talk about, let alone spend a couple of hours watching on the big screen. However, reality tells us AIDS is...

9 Gladiator Scenes That Are Not In Gladiator

Gladiators are pretty wretched characters if you think about it. They do battle with their friends and ultimately murder them, just for an opportunity to stay alive that little bit...

6 Chess Movies That Are Actually Interesting

Chess, as a game, is not all that interesting to watch. It's like golf, and sometimes like baseball, in that this is something you'd rather do, than watch done. However,...

5 Golf Movies That Tee Off At Greatness

There's nothing like playing 18 holes of golf on the weekend after a tough week at work. Sometimes that round of golf on Saturday or Sunday will keep you motivated...

6 Classic Roadtrip Movies Every Cross Country Traveler Should See

Ah, the American Road. It stretches on seemingly infinitely, through desert, mountains, and along the coasts. But who has time to actually explore all that territory? A better plan would...

The 6 Best Horror Sequels You Might Not Have Seen

The horror genre has been notable for its use of sequels and spin-offs ever since Universal first decided Frankenstein could use a Bride. But despite the artistic quality of famous...

The 5 Most Horrorific Marvel Villains

Sure, the heroes of Marvel Comics tend to get all the praise and adoration, but what about the bad guys? Without them, those beloved superheroes wouldn't have anyone to fight,...

5 Punk Rock Movies Your Parents Will Never Understand

Mad at your parents? Sick of society? Tired of school or your job? Have you considered an exciting career in the world of Punk Rock? Punk Rock is a perfect...

The 7 Sexiest Cartoon Characters

 

The 7 Most Epic High School Movie Parties You’ve Ever Seen

High school parties are often associated with fantasy. Maybe the person you always liked will be there and you will get a chance to talk to her out of the...

The 7 Most Disturbing Movie Hicks Of All Time

The movies often give us a chance to examine aspects of life we don’t often see on an up-close-and-personal basis. If you don’t live in the southern hills or back...

The 6 Worst First Dates In Movie History

In real life, a bad first date is often about boredom. You have nothing in common, little to talk about and there is little or no physical attraction. In the...

5 Movie Camps That No Sane Parent Would Ever Send Their Child To

  There’s nothing like summer camp to get the imagination going. Parents may send their children to overnight camp for eight weeks so they get a chance to remember what...

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